The world champion in flirting glues the wallpaper with a glance.

A real biker knows all the insects to taste.

Called some kind of insurance brokers, possibly scammers, to pair insurance on the car. He was called by his name, although he had never contacted them.



My friend, as an occupied and knowledgeable man, was angry and asked:

Where do you get my personal data?



I received an immediate response:

- You left them on a dating site, for gay.



A friend could not parry such a fall, and the insurers hanged the telephone.

The daughter asks:

Who are the technicians and technicians?

I explained.

I will be a technician!

But to do this, you have to count well, know mathematics and physics well.

I will be a humanitarian!

But to do this, you need to write well and beautifully and read a lot.

Then I will be a military.