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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №139750
 19.03.2017
You will decide, men hide their desire as partisans, or climb with their piss where they do not ask.

One does not cancel the other. And, in general, the idea that they are everywhere is as stupid as crying about a friendzone. So people like a very small percentage of people of the opposite sex, all the others are in a fairly wide range "do not cause disgust". There are, of course, a certain portion of winners in life, one here even dropped off. They always need someone to fuck for a crack, to satisfy their own importance, social status, anything to tell, etc. But they have problems with friendship, so they usually don’t make sense to allow any trust relationship.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139749
 19.03.2017
Never, never anger admin, or he will hide his anger. somewhere in the system.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Another report from the Yellow Walls?
xxx: type of) admin we had, Loša, well as admin, quietly solved some problems with wires, set up mail, put something, even paid, and recently after the next non-promotion ZP quietly left. And we have time to collect indicators for the year, the chief yesterday sent a newsletter to other offices as well. I was lazy to read postponed for today - in the morning I received a letter requesting to issue a "annual report". so many interwoven signals that it is time to roll, desperate fate has not sent me yet)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №139748
 19.03.2017
Gothic...
I wonder, ladies, how far do you send such a direct and immediate citizen?

Let us think. A man who knows what he wants, from whom he wants it. Honest enough to say this, free enough from complexes not to be ashamed of such topics. MMM, add to this a little attractive appearance and joint hobbies and from such a man is not something to refuse, I myself will drive away other girls, every day you do not encounter this. But the conquerors, who after they have achieved what they need, move to the consumer model, are much more worthy of a message than honest boys. Well, if there is a sufficient amount of free time they can be planted on all kinds of threads, and then send, so nothing and give. This is not the case with decent women.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139747
 19.03.2017
Here are my five copies.
In Moscow, people come in crowded places, deliver a box with household appliances and say that you are a million passers on this street, or well... generally understandable. The main thing to hold in his hands is to get used to the whistle. And then it starts that it's all free, but the cost of such in the store thousands. 5 and jump the gift, then you have to pay the tax somewhere 1.5 thousand.
My wife's friend walking around the square stumbled upon one, he handed her a gift and after saying it was absolutely free, she gently thanked and went on. The little boy walked and probably not immediately, but hit her meters after 50 and decided to continue. What she looked at it said, A.. that... all, no longer a gift, well then on... and drove the box in the hands of the man who broke up the second time. There were no more attempts.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №139746
 19.03.2017
I remember a great lesson from my childhood. Nearby lived a family with a daughter, and their daughter went to first class with me. Once her parents mocked her, for what, she told the teacher the truth that she was watching cartoons, so she did not do the homework, and it was necessary to say that the type of notebook forgot, or did not write. I approached her father and said, "Uncle, we were taught that you can't lie," I remember how he smiled and asked, "Truth, you're talking? Tell me, do you like our Elysée?I, of course, became red, but proudly raised my head and replied, "Yes, this is pure truth," he echoingly smiled again, put his hand on my shoulder and said, "And you are not her, and this is also pure truth!" It ruined my whole childhood.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №139745
 19.03.2017
Enough to think?
Friendship does not depend on gender. I’m a lesbian, can I stay without friends now? I want you, my brother. And sex, it’s wonderful when it’s more difficult than simple "we’re going to fuck?". It is preceded by a spark, tension, type of that.
Try it, you will like it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139744
 19.03.2017
When I lived in a dormitory, one day a first-time student knocked on me and asked me to give me a stone (they told me I had it). I give a stone - the guy stands and does not leave. I ask what it is and I get the answer: "Maybe you go down yourself, flow, or I can’t".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №139743
 19.03.2017
My husband is an eye surgeon. An elderly patient came with complaints - the left eye can't see anything and it hurts a lot. What diagnosis was I do not remember, but after a long treatment eventually came to the conclusion - the eye "repair" is impossible, you need to amputate and put a prosthesis, because. The sickness will never stop. The patient agreed. He was operated and placed an artificial eye. And then there was a terrible scandal – Herod, what did you do, why do I see nothing with this prosthesis?! to
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