We have a new admin-only after the universe, the eyelids are barely growing.

The first call to the accounting office, the headmaster (aunt for a half-hour) quarrels with someone on the phone, and here comes he...

What happened, who to repair?
What are you going to do, milk?
Do you need to repair the computer or suck out the milk?

I work as an administrator and information protection engineer in the clinic. Now I change the painting film in the fax in the accounting office, I look at it in the light and see the letters of the printed documents. I am showing a (g) laugh.
I: As an information protection engineer, I have to...
Q: to eat it?

A real case from the life of my friend taxi driver, with his words:
I am called for another order, I come to this address, and there are 3 girls aged 18-20, sitting in my car. They say we go through the store, we want to get stuck... on the way to the store, I understand that I want to get stuck very hard! As soon as they go to the store, the girls go out and go to the store, I immediately break away from the place and a couple of circles around the store and in this very wild pear, I get rid of the sick! The sounds were very wild and unimaginable, 10 minutes... I rushed back to the store, I got out of the car, I stood smoking, I think I swallowed with a drill to ventilate a taxi, I went off, I smoked and here two girls-clients came out of the store and approached the car. We sit in the car, and here I ask "and what the third is not driving??" to what I sucked from the rear seat behind the driver a gentle voice "and I didn’t go anywhere and did not go out.........." o_O!?!?!?! to

Men, in the courtyard of spring, hormones play, judging by requests to take into sexual slavery. Do not hesitate, get to meet the girls in the subway / electric buses / on the street. They really suffer from a lack of sex!)

The lecturer now:
You’re twice as many at lectures today as you were at lectures on Monday.
And thoughtfully continues.
That says about my observation.

We go on a ride, we go on a ride =)
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YYY: No okay, we went!

On one of the forums noticed one job in which the organization is looking for an illustrator designer. The following are the requirements, and even below the conditions:
The Interview
Testing task
The trial period
Official registration after the test period
Excellent working team
Excellent library of books on design, advertising, etc. (There is even a collection of Esquire magazines for several years)
Sandwiches for breakfast.
In good weather, you can go to the roof and sunbath.

Katze North: Well, the crap, the shit, the humorists...
Katze North: I wonder how to understand the inscription "made three years before the date indicated on the packaging"??? to

Sister and mother discuss something fiercely. At the same time, the sister listened to Bach. and pretending. When you listen to your mother, it adds the sound of the music. When the mother is no longer heard, the mother cries:
Do you think I’m not going to scream? I scream!!! to
It is filled with a terrible cough. I am going to find out all liver order. Mom responds with a chilling voice... not even a voice, a whisper like: "not screaming."
P.S I put my voice in for a few days.)
YY: Fear the Great Bach

Mother: Why did you come home today without a bowl? Have you fought with girls?! to