A cat only does three things: sleeps, eats and hates. Each of these actions is taken very seriously. When you get home, he flies the bullet to the pot, then runs to the dish. Clearly demonstrating that he is not impaired here.
"Vspotel - show yourself to the boss" - this topic works with cats as well.

Sorry for the details, I went to the laundry room. It turns out, the turn: both existing cabins are occupied, on the approaches to those is a colleague (a fun such a man). The cabins are thoroughly occupied, so to speak, larger. The uncomfortable silence broke the uncle:
Hey guys, let’s get there faster, it’s time!
He replied to someone from the outer space:
We go out with you ashamed.

It looks like adults, and it turns out, it happens :)

Lorraine: When a man takes off his cowards, it’s not worth shouting “Let Kraken go!” In fact, screaming after sex "hundred points to Griffindor!" is quite possible.

signor-antonio> Femen today mourns in connection with the Crimean events
SIGNOR-ANTONIO> The girls are sick

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There was a case at home. We had a book in the chamber, something like instructions for children:) how to feed, care for, wash, and on the cover with a marker in large letters it was written "NO TAKE!"" I didn't like it before it was, but here the neighbor in the chamber, when the doctor came to the examination, with a complaint voice asked: well you can take the book to read, there is so much useful information... The doctor looked at her as a fool, and says, of course, read, for you, they put it. What about the inscription? Don’t go home with so many books!! to
Z is. Hi Rd No. 1 of Vladivostok :)

Bob Brozman, American guitarist
This tool changed my life forever. Now I can’t work."

Hi to. I am a Russian occupier. It happened historically.
I occupied Siberia. Now there is oil, gas, aluminum and a lot of other useful things. Now there are cities where there are multi-storey houses. Now it is not possible to sell women there for the clothes, as it was before the Russians.
I occupied the Baltic. He built factories and power plants there. Instead of the funny guys. The Baltics made high-end radio equipment and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now there are mining stoves, and the majority of the working population cleans the Eurunitas.
I occupied Ukraine. I also built factories and power plants there. Ukraine made aircraft engines, ships, tanks and cars. I was asked to leave there. Now there are produced mayans in commodity quantities. No more is produced there.
You know what? I had to apologize for being an occupant. I am an occupant. The right of birth. The device of the Kalashnikov machine, I know better than the device of the milk nipple. I am an aggressor and a bloodthirsty wretch. be afraid.
It was I who burned Moscow in order not to give it to Napoleon Bonaparte, but how did Bonaparte end it? It was I who sat in the cave near Volokolamsk, realizing that the Germans would not be able to hold back, where are the Germans today, where is their damn Hitler? Everyone came home to me who was not lazy. Turkish, English, Polish, German and French. Earth was enough for everyone - 2.5 meters for each.
I was, am and will be a Russian occupier.

Write a poem at least. :)
At night in the old wardrobe.
Aluminium grimacea
The girl in a black dress
Eat a horse.

What is "The subject of the study and the object of the study"?
Just the greatest answer:
The object of the study is something that is directly exposed to the study, for example, the object of the study will be a member if you measure it with a line. And the subject of the study is the formulation of what you are trying to study, for example: "Variability of the Murge penis length ratio when watching heterosexual and homopornographic movies."

kaffeesahne: It seems I managed to get rid of the typical Russian expression of the face, well you know, a cocktail from "somebody died", "you owe me" and "my life is empty and meaningless" - usually compatriots are calculated by it.

Dear compatriot, I am suffering from the universal problem! But all the urban planners seem to have a magic word out of their brains "drenage". Instead of digging the pipe (here and then laughing) the pipe from the pile to the nearest pile, they roll the pile with a bunch of pile, as a result of which it moves to the nearest low. And so they chase this unfortunate hole all over the neighborhood. And the roads? Instead of making them spongy in the middle, they make them like a cork. I was at the reception with the city architect, I said: "Our town is easy to dry, you don't need millions of rubles, just give a brigade of workers with thorns and scissors." The architect mumbled about the tender, the municipal order... so we whisper
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I have lived in Florida for 11 years with its daily rains and its drizzly soil... And every time 10 minutes after the rains, all the roads and trottoirs are dry again... and it’s because of such little things, it’s because of the convex roads and drainage canals, not because of some advanced technology and the world’s superiority of the United States...

When Cortés arrived in Mexico, the Aztecs gave him 2,999 gold coins. At that time, the Spaniards suspected that they had found the legendary Eldorado.

2014 was declared the Year of Ukraine in Russia.

Comment on the demotivator "Could the boy you were be proud of a man like you"

Please forgive me, boy.

...
I lost my virginity in the army.
I sympathize with you, man!