Horror has connected.
Horror: People, tell me in which year did you create the first computer?? to
Kate1989: got tired ;D
Look at Google!and :)
John Clayton :D
NumberX: enter in Yandex.
NumberX has banned (cause: disloyalty to Google)

<Key> guys..anu-ka drop all the chat and send me to Tuptia for a week..a?
<Ninja> My girl, you are already there

I talked to a friend of mine on Asskoe:
Q: Do you know what kind of men are fools?
I am :?
Q: I am a guy acquainted with the asky writes:"Come to visit, I am bored. Take a cup of chocolate ".
I dressed up, painted up and went.
Q: And what do you think? Tea and chocolate (
I : I respect it. The man said, the man did. I don’t know what you’re there, women, you think when you’re just invited to talk and have a cup of drink.

Insulted...

[StanLee]: I go to the subway today, and there apparently the students are having fun)) food, a guy with a notebook screen comes to people, a modem is on the key) and on the screen the inscription "good people, please help set up the ADLS- modem... bla bla bla".
by Kapitoshko xD
[StanLee]: it reaches the middle of the wagon, it is stopped by the uncle and then the dialogue D: humanitarian? Q: Yes, and how did you know? D: Normal people would have come up with a smarter thing, besides that you have a switch C: sorry ))))

This is what you need to be a dumb guy to write in your questionnaire "I will not meet" on a dating site.

Did you watch a paranormal phenomenon?
Dmitry is not
Kate is so horrible.
Dmitry I know.
Kate did not look?
Dmitry is not
What was the horror watched?
Dmitry's textbook on mathematical analysis

How do I make Windows 7 from Windows?
YYY: No on; have SHIFT

romapetrov went to sberbank, and there the turn for numbers in the electronic line

Zhendos: Dolboeb is a state of mental organization in which there are no semi-tones. It’s like pregnancy – either yes or no. You can’t be a little pregnant or a little dumb. The only graduation possible in the dolphins is a fairy tale, but, believe my experience, in this world, the yogis who have attained levitation and then more than the fairy tale dolphins.

MaKcuMbl4: can you consider the fairy tale of a man who left his car in the subway, went for business to the center, then came to make-up, looked for his car, filed a claim for theft, after 3 days remembered that he left it at another station, but the car from the theft was not removed so quickly, he was constantly stopped at each post and checked for an hour and a half, in the end he put it in the garage and walked on foot, and then sold. A man under 40 years old.

In the classroom there was a discussion about morality.
So Veronica (our teacher, young, greet her if she reads) glosses:
Japan is in a tough situation, but no one is maroding. The Japanese have a high level of what?
The radiation! There was a loud scream from the class.

I went to my aunt for a visit today, I went to smoke on a bucket. I opened the window and I was smoking. And sadly I see the monitor flying past me and shouting "This is Sparta ". I stood for a long time, then 5 minutes later the cat was flying, and other screams were already "It’s a flight fighter ". I still cannot connect these two things.

I went to a website where integrals can be counted online. There the button was "do not press". It naturally pressed. What would you think? A page of the same site with a bunch of porn banners opened. Hard mathematics

Driving instructor(s) and a young student(s)
They approach to an unregulated move with a stop sign. They stop. When touched from the place, they swallow and inertly reach the rails. They stop.
“Well, we’re standing here and waiting like Anna Karenina?
Did you teach her too?

Well, why, if you are a girl, then you need to be an air miracle in bands, express yourself in literary language and red with the word x$y?! So sometimes I want to say a mate, to come to somebody on the roar and go to shake with a tile... O :-)

Who does not risk, does not drink postinor.

Veronika
I was sick 😉
Alexis
I will come with the malin bank (I will be cured)
Veronika
I don’t like the milk.
Alexis
Do I think I’ll cure you with milk?

I belong to the generation whose computers were weaker than today’s phones.

How much do I owe you for yesterday?
- Okay, stop, there are pennies. - Come better on the weekend, well, and take wine with you.
We have agreed! Wine and my son.
by 0_0
and cheese. I was stunned)

Dema: Calls the chief - solid such an uncle, gray, years under 50, rude, not noticed in compromising relationships
Under the feet of the child is confused.
Dema: The leadership is interested in who governs the conversation
At the backdrop of a second pause, a child’s voice sounds – Uncle! Let’s go live in Teramo!
Immediate response from the tube - you are what! There is already a mushroom, a squid frog, a jumping rabbit, a fox-sister, a wolf-gray barrel and a mouse-toptyka! I don’t go there anymore, I’m fat.! to
In a different tone, I
Dema: I am waiting for the corrected text exactly at 17.00, because at 17.30 it needs to be shown to the customer!
The child then arranged an hour of hysteria with the demand to take him to work and urgently make friends with such a good uncle.

I have to fight with my desires, said the naked girl in my bed.