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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №46159
 19.04.2011
We are very supportive of Mithri Tolich!
I hope to turn off the light after 22-00. and the law to take the stops tolerated the road to myself was only lighted with iPhones, and if someone goes with a Nokia there type 3310 stops the police pushed them this Nokia in the ass.
Signature: Equal Pocanchiki from Bhutan.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №46158
 19.04.2011
Ohhhhhh Which computers can be talked about with him, if he thought that the speed of the inette depends on the operating memory...

[ + 50 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46157
 19.04.2011
Auto set in the phone 'help' to write a sms... I wanted to write: 'Tomorrow we will go to the barbecue, I will cook meat and you will find a boiler and cups'
came out: 'tomorrow half on the shabbas, happiness bear meat, and you are our boiler and croissants'... I think to send it or not:)

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №46156
 19.04.2011
xxx: I was asked here, what do you like modest insidious strawberries?
YYYY: Gorgeous loving goats?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №46155
 19.04.2011
I lie down and read a book. My drinker approaches, embraces me, and whispers to my ear: “You are the most beautiful of me... And it’s not because I drank.”

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №46154
 19.04.2011
And you don’t think that Medvedev and Putin used a combination: “A good and a bad president.”

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