All the bridges are burned... It will have to be repaired >_<

The market. The tents. From the musical comes the old song of today: "Cherry, cherry, winter cherry...". A man stands and sings. Here comes his friend/comrade/known (not important) and says "Well, let’s go?".
He said to him: "It will be time".
The first :?? to
That man waits when the second couplet begins and is already louder, and most importantly, with such a poisonous bass he sings: "When I turn into the old pledge, I chop venegret!" ", turns and says: "And now go! ".

Maybe we’ll spend this romantic evening together. He said.
Why not? she thought and said, “No!”

Never had to meet a story from an employee of the Russian Post.

They cannot use computers.

Onishchenko said at a press conference: “If in Soviet times you could buy 47 bottles of vodka for an average salary, now it’s almost a thousand. There is a difference" I want to answer him that the minimum retail price set by the state for a bottle of vodka is 98 rubles!!! The average salary in Ivanovo in "nearly 100 000 rubles" no!!! to

I sit... I write my diploma... the window is open, because it’s warm. In the courtyard, children walk on a pedestal. Suddenly the voice:
Take me up!! Shake me completely!
and sweet)

I received two orders...
One in court, the other in the military.
On the same day and at the same time.
But fucking in different places!!! to

Pleased with the graduation description:
Schoolchildren believe that this is the day they become adults. Adulthood is expressed in excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages. In the morning after graduation, inhabitants of the city can see schoolchildren who have lost in an unequal battle with alcohol and are now messy on the streets. A good tone is to blend the name of your class at the walls of the school."

What do I do at work? drink coffee, listen to music, stay in contact... what do I do at home? wash, clean, cook... work-rest output

Today I came to a genius conclusion:

No matter what sheriff you are, there will always be an Indian trouble who will take you!

Geneticists, instead of herniated suffering, would better make the caracea less bone-like

I go on the bus. A woman enters, with two boys, ages 3-4, a boy and a girl. The girl sits, the girl sitting next to her offers to move for the boy to sit next to her.
Don’t put it down, or they’ll fight again.
Boy: I will stand, I am the best standing player in the world!
God, let it be so for you and for the adults.

Do not give in to psychiatrists! Haloperidol does not cure, but actually destroys the communication channel with the Cosmos, closes the third eye and blocks the chakras.

How did you all go?
Thank you, don’t meet me with your friends anymore.
Is it so?? to
- At the question "What Jewish holiday begins on "X"?" she answered unsure: "Holocaust...?"

and ahaha. Aunt complains, saying that if she had a husband, he would have gotten out of the settings. I was able to answer that the MGTS company could not give her a husband, only a modem.

@Lopar: I am checking the course. So, my young friend, now we will look at the basics of cycle formation.
@stanis M is. Not as funny as "and for those who have read so far, I put a bottle of cognac", but also nothing.

Q: How are you with the money?
How the fucker cried
X: There is no such expression
There is no money (

The management of the Russian Post "... by the end of the year is planned to spend 25 million rubles. Improving and improving your image" "We want to talk about the feats of ordinary postal workers.
morkkis: the feat of the employee of the post of Russia: with a salary of 7 thousand rubles to see the iPhone4 in the mail and do not steal it.

The Titanic screens have begun to be displayed on torrents.
Guess the country

References to the set of tools:
xxx-Little screws are terrible, broke the edges on them after the first use, the screwdriver with exchange nodes in the hand lies like the feces of the momentum.
The only thing that pleases them is the bits and bits, the good aerodynamic shape allows them to fly about 20 meters, allowing them to produce targeted fire on the enemy.