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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №150118
 19.04.2018
We live in Germany. My son came from school and said:

“I met a guy today, so he learned that I was Russian and told me that one day they played Russian roulette with the whole class.

At this point, I thought about myself, “Well, what a nonsense! They played all the class in Russian roulette.

It turned out to look like this:

As soon as the teacher asks the first question, the whole class raises hands. To whom the teacher pointed, he lost.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №150117
 19.04.2018
In order for the people to be silent, they are shut their mouths like little children with the events of emptiness.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №150116
 19.04.2018
It is said that the history of Armenian radio began with the reservation of the Yerevan dictionary: “With capitalism man exploits man, and with socialism everything happens the opposite.” After that, the radio station became the character of numerous anecdotes, beginning with the phrase "the Armenian radio is asked".

These anecdotes were so popular that the representatives of the real Armenian radio were uncomfortable. At the beginning of the 1970s, the All-Union Meeting of Radio and Television Workers was held in the Column Hall of the House of Unions in Moscow. When the chairman announced, "The word is given to the representative of the Armenian radio," there was such a whisper in the hall that the poor representative was not allowed to start the speech for a long time. When the laughter finally became a verse, the same representative took the microphone and said, “We are often asked...” They say, after that, the work of the meeting was completely paralyzed.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №150115
 19.04.2018
Doctor, will you recognize me? I sold you my diploma of graduation from the medical school.

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