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[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30226
 19.05.2010
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Not in nature with girls.
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The worker!
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And girls... better than any doctors will cure ;-)
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I remember, I remember. Nature, girls, fresh air, alcohol, 3 o’clock at night... my chief engineer breaks into my room and joyfully pulls me into the yard of the hunting base. At the closed door of one of the houses. Buildings (because of which strange sounds are made), says "you hear... HEDKRABS, scratches".

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30225
 19.05.2010
Well, Yeshkinkot, I am waiting for a report on the telca and eggs of the monument!

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №30224
 19.05.2010
The teacher of Russian, starting the dictionary, said:"Are you ready, children?" The sex of the class choir "Yes, Captain"..)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30223
 19.05.2010
Yesterday and today fought with one computer manager - stopped, just chew. The reason for the brakes was a program that was installed along with the webcam, with a very characteristic name: COCIManager.exe =))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №30222
 19.05.2010
It was on the daylight, with the twins, Irma and Inna. One of the guests issued at the very beginning of the celebration: "Inna, birthday! When is your birthday?"

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