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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98109
 19.05.2014
I go with a young man to the park. The weather is good, the birds sing, the sunshine, the mood elevated. I am pleased to put my bag on a long strap. Near there is an equally positive dirty canave, sufficiently deep, wrapped up with a nice rush. I hold the bag tightly, but for the case, I clarify:
“Sun, and if I break my bag in the cane right now, will you get it?
If you fall, you will fall by yourself. I’ll be watching and roasting from here.
After a short pause, with a breath:
Whom I am deceiving...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №98108
 19.05.2014
Black Alkas are outraged by the fact that heat is only white.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98107
 19.05.2014
Half life is nothing, half life is nothing.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №98106
 19.05.2014
This is all:

...collective, on the control panel, small, large... in general, I take a step in their direction, but... in a moment I remember that I am 23 years old and sadly continue to melt to products...

I am 28 years old, I have two beautiful daughters 2.5 and 1.5 years old, but fucking! Every time my wife (25 years old) find ourselves in a toy store, we buy ourselves small cute machines, while for a long time forging in them and choosing more beautiful, we see nothing in this shameful, if you like and want, why not that? What are the strange stereotypes about "adulthood"?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98105
 19.05.2014
"Strange" tracks of traitors?
My dad told me from childhood that they were designing pedestrian paths in the winter, along popular paths. I forgot to ask, in which country?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №98104
 19.05.2014
In the rainy weather, the driver of BelAZ, who broke the doors, hired two gastarbayters with metals.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №98103
 19.05.2014
The mind does not understand Russia.
But the pirates do not like it!

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