Last summer in the village rested, a girl from Moscow City came there, such a glamorous blonde all in red. We decided to walk with her on the field, there was just a cow someone passed, I tell her, watch the bulls run to us, you dress in red, she wasn't scared for a joke, took off the dress, and her underwear was also red, I advised her to take it off, for five seconds she hesitated.:-) Then I took off, I noticed near the seed stack, I say - let's go down so it will be safer :-) they went down, well that the control was with you...

Blonde in the office shocked by the names of keys - sitrel and saplock

1: happily one on the dating site with the photos I send:

Lots of letters from:
1) schoolchildren; 2) hackers; 3) just sexually concerned ))))
You will not be left without attention, beautiful woman.

The answer killed:

That is calculated! You don’t know, fuck you can?

I go to a friend and he shows me the tea. You know a glass that can be put on fire. Just dirty, dirty, in something blue. I ask him:
This is what?
I forgot on the tiles... and the plastic cover is glass inside!

kr@sty: the frog is not allowed to work
What motivates them?
kr@sty: The dock is closed :-)
DAK HULI FROM FEET
kr@sty: Aga in the blinds
Through the roof like a spider man
kr@sty: O
Kr@sty: Through the toilet like a snake man
And they are...

I have a problem with the internet calling. The support:
-"Operator such a greeting!"
-"Hi, I have a low connection speed"
A minute... Yes... The problem exists, the highway is overloaded, the problem is being solved at the moment, everything will be resolved by May 15!
-"Hm... yeah... and what year?"
What" is the meaning?and "
-"Now as if today was the 18th..."
-"... This issue will be resolved soon... thank you for calling..."
Do they want to send me back into the past?

I think it is time to tell the truth.
First of all about me: I am 21 years old, I live with my parents, I graduated from PTU, all day I play in the lineup and most importantly - I am a virgin and once dreamed of being an Aitishnik.
And now the terrifying truth: Yes, the girls who give the electricity for you hiding in their compass - no! All the quotes of this kind I sent when I fantasized to rejuvenate.
No is

Talk about the new generation:
A five-year-old creature of this generation has been as much as an hour running the ball on the wall with the words of die fool under the windows of his house.

From the forum:
In St. Petersburg began the process on the so-called "affair of a blogger". Dmitry Shirinkin is being tried for the text posted in the Internet diary. In the field of sight of the law enforcement agencies got an insignia on the page of the "Live Journal", in which the user Tetraoks (he is Shirinkin) stated that he wanted to take a gun and kill a couple of dozens of people. This "post" was regarded as a "Fake message about the threat of terrorism".
NTV
I will explode the subway.
Zzz: yyy I am with you...which station will we break?

There are so many quotes on Basha about how they try to raise girls on mines... I don’t understand, it’s what – only in my relationship every sexual act without a condom ends in a min?? to
And there are quotes where the man who has heard about the minetecunilingus is called a perverted man.
Oh my Norris! Here and here, it’s perfectly normal – to make each other enjoyable!
And the quotes on the topic "they were forced to swallow", as if there was something humiliating in it...

I don’t understand something in this life. Maybe I am the wrong girl?? to

Today the printer did not want to print.Two times motivated by the fact that there is no paint in the cartridge, and then!!!printed!!! The official statement that the paint has ended...Pizdec technology...They flooded the entire planet.

Msleona: here and here :-)
Lamozza: Who are you?
I am a cute and beautiful girl :)
Lamozza: in the net after such a presentation it usually turns out that it is a thick old bearded odmin...
and

at the request "manicure" Yandex surpassed Google twice,
and on request: "Theorem farm" merged in five times...

I work in the printing. The customer comes, I wish, he says, business cards, the most ordinary, on the white card is a dull text. I sit in the stove (the case under the evening), drink tea with biscuits, stick in the computer. What a text, I say. The customer smiles mysteriously, climbs into his pocket, pulls out the dish. Do you remember such an uncomfortable square hernia? I, carefully holding a friendly expression on my face, take the hernia, start to touch it to whistle into the drive on my rare bank. I hear behind my back something so whispering, so whispering, I turn around, I see the customer’s face with the expression of religious horror. I notice a discette lying in a plate with cookies. Don’t go down to me when I eat!! On the third day, it is only in the morning to step on the threshold, the whole office begins to rust like bamboo salmon. And they ask if I will feed the system with cookies again, or he gave in the sides. The Scuck.

An ancient Russian tradition: once every six months, quotes about the session begin to appear on the tower.

tyron666 (19:16:59 16/05/2008)
What kind of bite did you bite? Which flies did you fall from? Do you want liquid soap?

Dome (19:17:02 16/05/2008)
The Automatic Message:
The man temporarily hanged.

<_hm_> I think that...
<Remeslenik> goodbye
<_hm_> thank you very much.
<Remeslenik> and I’m lazy

XX: Did you learn the poem?
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX What?
YYY: about the snow
XXX: not here tougher... at the beginning of one of them...
XXX: The Wild Lesbian Herd
Walking in the Eucalyptus
Rain the size of a refrigerator
Falling from the Fire Heavens

Angry with the refrigerator.
The door gently shut.
Falling on a lesbian.
A kilo of rain.
YYY: Where have you been before?! to

111 What is fascination?
222 Well this is when from the phrase "Dear Sir, do you not consent to explain your claims" - remains "You what - oh"l";;;
or from "Dear and respected Sir, please be so kind, take the material intended for the washing of the floors, and back progressive movements to clean the deck from dirt" it results "You s#ka, catch in your teeth the cloth and hair the deck!";

My dad accidentally boiled all the fish in a 300-litre aquarium. I pushed the boiler there to heat the water a little and... I forgot. And now in the whole house the smell of ears, unsalted ears. An empty aquarium.