Something lately attracts me to men younger than me.
That’s because you’ve been 48 years old.

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A well-known hop recently came from the army, not used to the new job yet. He tells us:
We sit with the boys in the yard, drink beer, all quietly peaceful.
Soon there was a noise, like "Atas, minty-e-y!"
The people somehow stumbled whoever, through fences, garages, gardens, through gaps.
Everyone is running, I am running.
I run, and I think, what am I running for? There is no knife with me, no grass with me, no neighborhood. I don’t hear anything like that, like I haven’t barked lately.
Yes, and myself two months already as a senior sergeant of the militia...

The reflex, however...
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This is the kind of police guard us.

The xxx:
Strange house...to my kiss kiss responded two cats, a dog and a frog from where it came...

Why are you so evil today?
I put a label on the calendar that Ebla has critical days! Do not break!* is
Well, I haven’t been sealed yet...

Ladies and gentlemen, I have a basic question to the ornithologists!
The bubble! Is it possible to teach birds to hide on cars with flashes?

I said in the morning, I want you, fuck me, sweet. And you? - to work, let's go in the evening... and now everything - you... red days of the calendar (
YYY: Sorry, Zay... who knew. and really, the way to the snack)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Only in our case - x*i for breakfast ((

With words...
When my brother was young (2 years old) he often wrote at night and to make it less frequent, his parents decided to limit drinking at night. The mother regretted the poor child and gave him a drink if he asked very much, but the father beat the pope for screaming "Drink."
The story itself
A man stands in his bed and cries:
To drink, to drink, to drink.
And then the father appears at the door, the brother not ceasing to scream:
Cheesecakes, Cheesecakes and Cheesecakes!! to

<Morituri> fuck, that new girlfriend is so strange
<Monty> Theresa is here and you are corresponding with her. So why am I strange?
<Morituri> oh shit, sorry I meant another.
<Monty> Which other???? to

by Avatar...
How to choose a scientific director?
very simple. He will want to kill you.

XXX: What do you do?
XXX How?
YYY: You can't fix it, I'm doing what I do

In general, when I was small, then quite small - a few months from the family, my ancestors gave an apartment new, in a new house, beauty! new FSE - furniture, wallpaper, etc. Caroach, my dear parents left me, sorry, unshakable, lying on the couch, and themselves leaned on the kitchen to bury. I was lying on my stomach, and there should be trouble, my young body, not yet accustomed to the pot, decided to do a dirty thing. Followed by Mom’s words:
"We are sitting with my father in the kitchen, and strange sounds from the room - the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes, the shuttle - Katy Rhodes... sent his father for reconnaissance. A second later, the father’s cry: “Hey, your mother!” Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fuand "
What did Katya do? After emptying the baby's stomach, sorry, on her own ass, she arranged a toy - she reached her ass with her heels, and then, already stained, she slipped around the wall clothed with new wallpapers. From the sight of the new petch came in angry enthusiasm!
The moral of this fairy tale - watch out for the children! Maybe Picasso is sleeping in it.

Yogurt with new tastes.
Yogurt "Eternally Living" with pieces of Lenin.
Yogurt with garbage from the keyboard "Programming".
Yogurt with pieces of wood "Buratino".
Yogurt with pieces of nails "Nerve".
Yogurt "Gold of the country" with oil.
Yogurt "Student" with pieces of granite science. There are eight in the set.
the cup.

Hello to everyone!! Who needs my cell phone?? to
MadBrat: For how much?
The girl left the chat.

X: Fuck, how is he there... How is the name of the Greek god? The Postman of the Gods
YYY: The Peckin?

I went to the store to exchange a thousand. Everything has passed, nobody changes, they say nothing. Well, I think I need to buy the thread, then I will live to find it. I remembered that there is no toilet paper at home, I think I will buy it. The further dialogue:
Give me toilet paper.
It is finished.
Well, then exchange at least a thousand.
Oh, you’re going to take the newspaper, right? Translating the money?? to
I refused and left in confusion. Only five minutes later I realized what the seller thought of me.

This incident happened to my friend in one of the Moscow shops a couple of years ago:

Friend: can I get a pack of "petra lungs"?
Seller: "Petra" No
D: What do you have?
Q: What do you want?
Q: I want "petra lung"
P: "Petra" is not!
Q: So what do you have?
Q: So what do you want?
Q: I really want a package of "petra lungs"...
...

I stayed here at home for two days.
and ZZZ:
XXX:Marina and I ran, the night was, I run shorter and I don't see what is enclosed with a chain of iron, at the level of the knees.I so squeezed with the whole body together))then I lay for another 3 minutes to get up could not get to the house,the house was lying and all.to get up could not all hurt.and laughter and sin is shorter.
Q: Do you know why they fled?
In short, I was on a diet, and in the night I broke the bread, and I say to Marina, we run home to shed calories.

Can you drink cognac with salad?
222: Usually so it is drunk...chocolate and lemon this was invented by us

He walked quietly on the street, not touching anyone. A man comes in and asks to be understood. Let me repent, or go to court, then they will call. But suddenly he gave a mega argument! "Help the menta plant!"
I am overwhelmed! In general, it was understood by the identification of the mint, which on May 9, the guys somewhat messed in the monkey.
So one of them filed a complaint against him at the prosecutor’s office!
A man took his hand for courage.

HH: What are you doing? and :)
I am thinking about my role in the universe.
Q: Can I say the same when I’m going to pin too? and :)