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[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156311
 19.05.2021
xxx: The daughter was somehow confused by the dilemma about the Chinese and the train (there is a train in it 💯 Chinese, and some hernia with the rails - it's about to crash. But next to you is a Chinese, and if you push him under the train, the crash will not happen. Your actions?

She replied – I’d better myself under 🚆 I’t be able to kill a person.

Here I was confused.



Chinese on the train? Then you can somehow get this one to the others on the train and in the crash! Sorry, I just worked with Chinese tourists.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156310
 19.05.2021
xxx: Fuck, and I don't like anyone to see if I'm crying - because I'm turning into some kind of fucking shit, objectively. With a swollen face and algae eyes, like a Chinese bitten by bees.



YYY: Everything is subjective. For yourself, you are a "dirty shit", and for someone, a "sweet, swollen face with mysterious eyes"



and ZZZ:

@ by

She stores a photo with a blurred face

@ by

You: No, this is a murder.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156309
 19.05.2021
Pops are a gathering of offenders. Being none in the distribution system, they are for your blood today, promising warm places in Heaven, but then.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156308
 19.05.2021
There are things that can only happen in Israel.
Dialogue at the central car station between mother and son. She probably carried him. My son is a soldier in shape. It seems to serve no more than half a year. The conversation was in Hebrew. I will try to translate.
Mother :
Did you put everything in your bag?
Yes to Mom.
Shoes and cowards?
Yes, Mom
Additional charge from the phone?
Yes Mom, I took it.
Where is the second "root" from the machine?
In the bag.
Why is it in the bag? Remove and attach to the machine. And hang the machine over your head, not as you wear it on your shoulder. This is the M-16, not the Uzi. and overwhelm. It would be more convenient to shoot...if anything.
Oh well mom.
Not “Numay” to me. Remove the "root" and overweave the machine as appropriate. "My mother cried out with the commander's voice, so that even, I "like" and stood up exactly. My mom knows how to do it right!!! to
And, I don’t doubt for a moment that this mom knows how right!!! to
Stas Volsky

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156307
 19.05.2021
Two motorists are in the cabin of the train, one looking out the window and says:
All you, I’ll go to work.
The Nafiga?? to
Look at them. No matter how we travel, they smoke all the time and do nothing more. The dream job.
Well, said to be done, he retired from work, went on a road trip. There he was given a cuvalda, and he mashed her. The hour, the second, the third, the fourth... At the fifth he says:
When will we smoke, when will we smoke?
When the train goes, we all smoke.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156306
 19.05.2021
xxx: I recently noticed that there are so many strange sounds in modern music that sometimes you have to reduce the volume to see if everything is okay with the engine or the suspension and whether this noise is spread from there.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №156305
 19.05.2021
I was singing in the church. A bunch of people, all already with candles lit, we are waiting for Daddy.

He appears and looks at everyone. Then he looks up and asks, “Is there anyone there?” Silence in response.

Then I realized that he was looking for a woman who would sing while singing (there was a balcony), but in itself it was symbolic.

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