-=MiNu$=-: The girl lost her job in her suitcase FEN!!! But it’s a shit, she found him there after a while, she says, fell into a secret pocket. PPC...

Q: Am I a Jew?
WOW: And what not?
HHH: What are you?
WOW: What am I?
HH: And why not?
Is it none?
Oh yeah ok.

Will: "Who is calling me? I don’t know that number!"
Yura: "this is Igor..."
Will: "What else is Igor?and "
Yura: "Everyone has their own Igor..." )))))))

It was good at the picnic. Very delicious meat - pork, kebabs, chicken, friendly people.

Talk about who calls your favorites.

I’m a cat and she’s a bitch :)

I’ve found this for him – a black...
She is different from me, but she is often the queen.

Zzz: and he calls me ZUK KOROED, I destroy his brain cortex...

Today I watched the movie, "Summertime" called, about vampires.
And here’s a scene, A young beautiful vampire sits with a girl in a coffee shop and says, yes, I can read my thoughts. It begins to show everyone and say who thinks... well, in general, all kind of shit, but what broke me for ten minutes...
They show the bearded uncle on the whole screen... and the vampire says – about the cat thinks)))

There is no such thing as Sisadmin, destiny.

There is no creature in the world more graceful than a bulldozer.

Why girls wear dark glasses, it is impossible to judge if she is scary or cute
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Why do girls wear pants? I can’t tell if her legs are shaved.
Why do girls wear headscarves? I can’t tell you what kind of breasts she has.
Give the girls a chance to see everything right away. :D

Did you not think that not all girls want them to be constantly evaluated by every meeting, mmm?
Bring the plz to the best, maybe at least someone will get that if a girl goes on the street - it does not mean that she is looking for new acquaintances and adventures on the ass :-D

How is it on the love front?
No front
I am a pacifist :)

I go by bicycle on the trail. A blonde is ahead. Approaching the stop. There is an urna, and a mini-fire begins from an untouched cigarette.
This cute creature grows in a bag and looks at the urn.
Well, I think now there will be water and it will sink.
She gets some aerosol bubble, shakes and let them quench))))))))
Then there was show. The flame of the bowling, the scream of the blonde and the whisper of everyone who has seen this miracle.

Mary_Jane downloads course on Intellectual Property Protection

Don’t you think it’s time to add the "Humor" section?

President of the Russian Federation. Today you went to visit Kaspersky’s office, and the entire business center was seized by garbage and OMON, all cars were evacuated, the micro-area was blocked for entry, people were not released to the toilet and lunch for an hour. Don’t take care of yourself by wasting taxpayer’s money. Do not lie to yourself - you have not surrendered to anyone, except for rudeness, we have no feelings for you.

and NEM:
My grandmother bought a new TV. The son-in-law (handy such an uncle) came to adjust it and not by chance, not on the machine set on the 7 button porn channel...
The next day, the honorable lady called her daughter and began to get upset:
Wow, what a shit that is! It is insane! It is horror!! distortions of some sort. But it delays...

She: Listen, one guy has loved me for 4 years, I've been walking with him, kissing him. But I do not like him anyway. How can I leave him so that he doesn’t hurt me so much?
He: to die

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Remember the shit is over!

“The girl I saw there was dressed in bla bla bla... I’ll wait for you in the same place and so on.”
have seen? Liked it? Dyk come meet.. there is no blame you need to remember how she was dressed.. write about it in the CITARY of the runet.. and pray that she will read the abyss and see...and moreover remember)) and will definitely come there again...)))) you are naive dalbaabe...
Those who use such quotes are probably not much better.
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Bring something.
Let the hidden abyss see what they think of them.

I worked as a sysadmin in a federal office. He went to a server room where no one had killed himself for two years. There are a few not old systems in the corner. On one, a large inscription with a slice of "WITH VIRUSES", and below the signature is slightly "replaced with a new one". I am in shock!

I <3 UNI0N Jack (01:20:12 18/06/2009)
A beautiful city in my view.
Lexu$ (01:20:33 18/06/2009)
A beautiful view of my city.

X: the fucking aska got dumb
X: I cannot become invisible. Every time I pick a red flower, it throws me out. I have tried 100 times.