xxx: forging in the nose is a game that is always with you!

The "Professional Translation"
1st Discovery, the announcement of the program on Mars, the word terraforming translates as "birthing terror".
2nd The phrase "fire in the hole", just as it was not covered, but by the same discovery translated as "fire in the hole"!

I’m already afraid to see something in translation, especially if I don’t know the original language.

Can you tell me how to go to the library?
— C:\WINDOWS\system\SYSTEM.dll

and
So I want to cook dinner and wait for you. ?
Hmdllr
Prepare and wait.
Hmdllr
I don’t need it ? ?

to you:

here here :

I go to the mail to get a translation.
and empty. and quiet. A very polite operator. The shock.

This is not the first such quote. What is it? The marketers of the Russian Post held a seminar on viral advertising.

You won't believe - we just have exit checks, it is appropriate to brush your teeth, be sure to say goodbye and offer to golden the pen... sorre, buy a envelope or a lottery. Everything will go by, don’t go away.

Prohibition of ballets and heels in the Customs Union
XXX: I did not understand. How did he link in one category of boys and ballet / cables?
Were you in the army? No is? I was not there, who knows what awaits us there.
What does high heels have to do with? :D
YYYY :
<<< xxx: <<< In many ways and because of this in 2014 took place the first appeal of young men in the Russian Armed Forces with flat foot, since without this disease to find a recruiter, as the MP noted, is practically impossible.
XXX I am in contact.
YYYY :
<<< xxx: <<< high heels something to do with? :D
<<< yyy: <<< who knows what awaits us there
Yyy: Per something changed in the army in 2014
YYY: Proposal to ban deputies
xxx: I support
XXX: Where to send documents?

Advertising is such an advertisement.
We went into the community "rat", meaning a thief. It is not a pity, but contrary to the fact that in your food, someone is constantly digging, then the cottage is crushed, then the sausages will bite off, then the milk will crumble off, then all the meat will be caught in the borst. We can't catch it, decided to find a cheap minicamera in the internet to put a hidden seam. I found one option. But I got the phrase in the description:
Do not hesitate, all friends, acquaintances and colleagues will notice your new acquisition and appreciate it.

I will come out of the army in the winter, I will go to the universe and say:
I am a nerve cell.
O O O O O?? to
I am not recovering.
and I go.

Signature to the VK news repost that Rosobarnadzor proposes to collect fines for public use of foreign words:
"According to the Sabbath is provided, but I would fully and fully support"
My database of dual standards has been updated.

XXX: 50 rounds
There, riders lose 6-8 kilos in the race.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

I watched a dialogue between a woman and a 5-year-old boy on the street:
Does the mosquito bite?
and bite.
– and?
and bite.
What is?
He is bite!! to
Who...?

XXX: Are you not talking about business?
XXX: Yes, I leave the register and close all the branches behind me!

Post of Russia. Since I moved to another city (and friends began to spread across the country) I regularly use her services - I believe that getting a birthday card or package is more pleasant than a text message. Here is the paradox.
Everything always comes to me, my shipments find the recipient (one day I was returned a postcard "pre-demand", which a friend just forgot to take), I never stand in line...
but. It cost me one day to come to the mail not alone, but with my husband (he, unlike me, never uses the mail) - line a kilometer, half the windows do not work, the brands to buy nowhere, stunned... And friends who regularly insult the Post of Russia do not receive my letters, even if I send to different addresses.
It seems that the Post of Russia is like a religion: it works only for those who believe in it :)

We started writing about the pigeons.

Today, I was hit by a pigeon. I was riding a bicycle around the city, this fat dough just slowly and rolled off. And here, at my speed of 30 km/h, a pigeon comes straight into my face! It was soft, fluffy and unusual. But the helmet remains.

xxx: My sensitive nose grabbed a thin fabric of quite powerful magic, albeit well hidden. The door was filled with magic.
YYY: See, somebody here did his magic. He also knocked on the door later. Uncultured people are gone.

Working in the field of travel organizations:

Probably only us in the office can call with the following speech model: "Hello, you are bothered by bio-toilets..."

Commentary on Eurosport on the article about the departure of the Spanish national team from the 2014 World Cup:
Lev Skudaev: Dear Santa Claus! When I guessed that the Russian team would perform no worse than Spain at the championship, I didn’t mean that.

Amazonka: Tomorrow I start a new job, now I have to do English every day :(
Wall: Who are you working for? The Secretary?
Amazon: Head of the Department of Foreign Economic...

Sori Ay Don Spike English
YYY : what?
xxx: ne govoryu ya po anglicki bleat

Only Niger can be called Niger Niger.
Same with the glasses.