It seems that men have an informal competition for the title of the "Best prostitute of the week": who breaks the legs wider in public transportation - that is the prize :)

The smoke (five and a half)
I watered the strawberries. Carefully, under the bush, from my leash. My grandmother praised me. And then for some reason I was tired of doing good, took a hose and poured water into the mangal.

Egei, who made the list - how to recognize a fool? Just let him talk about gender, he’ll burn ?
by *****
Exactly so! And even more cleverly on the issue of sexual minorities. In the absolute majority of cases, the setting of the "pedos harmful" is associated with the "baby of the second variety".

From TZ – “Voices of operators make the same.”

Set up something so that when a client calls, regardless of which operator took the phone - the client heard the pleasant voice of the girl who responds to the calls. In other words, the voice on the internet has been converted into what we need.

It is....
Call to the CC.
- (with a nice female voice) Good morning, you are welcomed by operator Vasily!

I have been married 5 years. I work, and she is not. So here! My wife has a job too. She does all the housework, she cares about the child. He paints with him, leads in sections, etc. Also washing, cleaning and cooking. In addition, purchases, quarters and financial transactions on it. My job is to provide my wife and son. My job is to bring money, no matter what ways + all the work like replacing bulbs or light bulbs or the son is great to repair. All electricity and sanitary equipment. I have finished)

We have a professor of psychology at the institute. He loved all kinds of myths and derived from them expressions and nicknames, such as the work of the Sisyphus, and you do not have a group here, but Augie's stalls, and in that spirit. One of his favorite expressions was - Buridan's donkey, well, this is when the donkey could not choose from which stake to eat his seed. At any moment when the student doubted - he turned his "Well what you stand, Buridan's donkey, choose already". Our stream learnt out normally, but in the flow of a year younger there is a student by name.... The Buridans. In my opinion, he will not go to psychology.

Same as that!
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On the condition that if a man one day decides that he needs children, he will star in a decree himself.
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Are you really so fucking fucking?
Pregnancy is a special physiological condition of the female body associated with fertilization and development of the fetus in the uterus.
female and not male. Understand this and stop fooling and putting absolutely ridiculous and illogical conditions.
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What you thought of is called "pregnancy and maternity leave", and what the woman wrote about is "pregnancy and maternity leave up to 1.5 (3) years".

What do you know about luck?
Asked from work, such as to the clinic, called a friend and went to the beach.
On the beach I met the director with a cute lady. They looked at each other, smiling silently.

We are riding horses next to the house. The girl goes, the uncle leads, the mother is there. The horse rests, the uncle says the conic has fallen asleep. Mom pulls out the phone and, enjoying the moment while the conic stands, begins to photograph the daughter. At the Conex

I went to a gay club. Get rid of her, get rid of the girl.
Students from one corner. Even the former ones. On the dance floor, the patient accompanies with shaken eyes. I took a cocktail and pretended that I didn’t know where I was or where I was.
However, there are some disadvantages in adult life :(

Most women do not invest in relationships, and at the first opportunity they sit on their necks both financially and domestically.
and ******
I advocate for women. They invest properly in relationships. How they understand it: emotions, fantasies, all thoughts are attached to a loved one. And that’s why they so dumb their beloved, but much more shy men with calls, sms and excessive care. To require a student girl to invest in utilities and products on an equal basis with a well-earned man is to sit on the neck of a woman, because they still, in the overwhelming majority, pull on themselves. About yourself: Married for a long time. My wife doesn’t love me, fact. I married someone else. But she tried to create such an atmosphere of warmth, understanding and spiritual comfort that I really like to be at home. You obviously do not appreciate or notice mental effort, because such an atmosphere for a man can only create a woman.

Online broadcast of the St. Petersburg Economic Forum 2015 on RBC:
Deputy Prime Minister Arkady Dvorkovich believes that you need to spend less time on business breakfast and work more. This opinion, paradoxically, he expressed at the business breakfast of Sberbank.

XHH: made an important discovery for the self - it turns out, the kitchen shell (metallic) is best washed away from the outdated fat - attention! The business soap.

Welcome to the Blue Isolate Witness Sect.

to this:

Women with whom you can have sex and enjoy the absence of problems. Would you leave any contacts.

On to! w.war@rambler.ru in the Netherlands. I feel like a crocodile :(

In fact, these pills "for every day" more so as not to be missed and taken seriously. They have a different content of the active substance, and more than half are just empty. Therefore, drink them should be in the order as drawn, and not any of the banks once a day.
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Learn to speak for everyone. There are pills for which the order of reception is important, because they are different. There are pills that can be taken in any order, only at the same time every day. Instructions are provided.

Are you really so fucking fucking?
Pregnancy is a special physiological condition of the female body associated with fertilization and development of the fetus in the uterus.
female and not male. Understand this and stop fooling and putting absolutely ridiculous and illogical conditions.

Well, I can give birth. You are on leave to take care of a child up to three years old. This can be done by law, don’t you know? Well, I will smell on the apartment", and you with the children, and on the household, and so that the bore... Why not? It’s such a lava that men don’t crack, I don’t understand?

Do not want to give birth, are you forced?
by *****
They coerce, insult, deceive, coerce, rape, intimidate – the entire history of mankind. You have a need to multiply no less than ours, no matter how you deny it.
Add to this the course on the ban of abortions and the ban on sterilization up to 35 years old and two children.

Men are constantly fertile. If you know how to fix this without a ton of hormones taken, write your application to the Nobel Committee.

Gandhi dressed
Do not joke about it.

xxx: In the enots, they say, the legs are very mobile and soft. And why Python can be useful - I will not add the mind.
yyy: and moving and soft feet of enota what can be useful? and ;)
XXX: For example, rub the back of the owner in the bathroom.

All employers are divided into two types: those who believe that the word “worker” originated from the word “slave” and those who are convinced that it originated from the word “robot”.