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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50536
 19.07.2011
to rejoice. The Russian - the most independent court - is not only dependent on the legislative authority, but also on the law as such.

[ + 64 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50535
 19.07.2011
6 in the morning. My husband knocks me in the side and asks me to bring water to drink. I get up, go to the kitchen trying not to wake up very much. I bring, I drink, I ask for more. Wears, drinks the second glass, then the phrase: "Let's go to the kitchen, let's smoke." I was thinking about killing.)

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50534
 19.07.2011
y0shka: I am jealous of cats, why is it crazy when these crazy puppets dumbly run behind their tail or crazy with their reflection in the mirror, so they crazy small, classy, and super... and when you start just creating an unknown crazy in your address flies the murderous "TY DOBLE??????!!!and "

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50533
 19.07.2011
If the MTS changes the logo to a chicken, they will be able to say with confidence: “There was an egg before!”

[ + 64 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50532
 19.07.2011
News on Rambler
The 47-year-old unemployed Conrad Schmidt from Switzerland had a quarrel with his mother, after which he rented a two-engine plane, on which a tarantula crashed into her house. The Kamikaze pilot was killed, the plane and part of the building burned.
The comments:
How is it?!! How did the unemployed hire a plane?


[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50531
 19.07.2011
In the discussion of the action porvo for Putin
(I have an iPad 2):
Zzz: On whose account is the iPad?
XXX: I don’t know what? Putin will take Medvedev’s iPad, presented to him by the Camedi-Club, and give it to the winner.
Yyy: Putin will have to sweat. Ipad Medvedev just won’t give it, it’s not your presidential chair.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №50530
 19.07.2011
At the train station, a man takes his girlfriend on vacation
If any fool is going to stick, give him eggs.
I know to whom to give.
O_O

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №50529
 19.07.2011
HHH
The Freedom. The night. The love ?

What three words characterize you? ? to

YYYY
Joy and Beauty)

ZZZ
music. sound. evil... wave!!!! to

TTT
The fuck knows him.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50528
 19.07.2011
If I were a guy, I would show you how beautiful it is to love.
If I were a girl, I would show you how to give to be beautifully loved.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50527
 19.07.2011
One of my acquaintances, who had not seen a computer before meeting me, sat down under my sensitive guidance to browse the internet. When I asked her why she, having viewed the page, rolled it back up before closing it, she replied indignantly, saying, obvious things you ask, "so that others enter and also first start watching it."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50526
 19.07.2011
You know what a mouse, as a gift, is better than a turtle?
XXX: It's easier to know whether she died or not

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50525
 19.07.2011
The girl is in contact:
I know I am not a gift, I am a surprise.
The first stone:
Literally a piano in the bushes!
by KV

[ + 86 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50524
 19.07.2011
Tell me a story for the night.)
QT is. No :D
Nasiba: Well the story!
qter : none
Nasiba: Well please
The shortest life was a princess.
Qter: And she was fine.
Qter: here...
Qter: And here one day
Qter: She slipped on the bridge like the last fool, fell into the water and died. Moral - all puzzles until the time :D

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №50523
 19.07.2011
This was an epic file. I understand some people steal the work of others, but this one came to the interview and in his portfolio began to show me MY work!!! Third day EPT

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №50522
 19.07.2011
I meet with a man. two higher education, his business, interesting in communication and hiding from his mother that he smokes. He is 41.
What kind of twenty-year-old you are talking about?
Mother is holy!

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №50521
 19.07.2011
XXX brought the cat home - his parents forbidden... He went to bring back to the street. Returning, with a serious and quiet voice, as if about myself, I say: therefore, it will be necessary to have a larger life, a child, what?
I’m going to look for a cat ?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50520
 19.07.2011
from ZH:
An old joke
Q: Do you like Kafka?
Especially the graffiti...
The commentary:
zzz: Grapefruit coffee is what Sberbank turned into :)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №50519
 19.07.2011
What is the name of the team?
AnSick: "blue eggs"
ALLLOLI: What did you eat? OO
Tagged: fool
AnSick: Tree of Elli
ALLLOLI : Fu It is unpleasant.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №50518
 19.07.2011
Well well well. Why am I?
Not GMO but GMO. genetically modified organism.
Why Genetically Modified?
Because the hands grow out of the ass.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50517
 19.07.2011
Which uneducated woman, entering hell, has not closed the door behind her?? to

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