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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №150679
 19.07.2018
A serious relationship cannot be built without a sense of humor.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №150678
 19.07.2018
The last World Championship was marked not only by sports sensations but also by a strong burst on the behavior of Russian women and their accessibility. The Internet filled with numerous photos of allegedly Russian girl engaging in all kinds of silly things with an alleged foreign fan.
Patriots of numerous masters shake their hands and shed tears about national pride and reputation. How is it! Now the whole world knows about available Russian women! Different kinds of federal and local newspapers are drunk with the description of scenes as Russian women desperately offer themselves to foreigners. Shame on the world!

Interested in the topic, I decided to kiss and kiss about the opinion of foreigners about Russian women during the championship. And, surprisingly, I only discovered tons of amateur video from Latin countries about how you can skillfully breed a naive Russian young beauty for quick entertainment.

Here is the scene as a group of Brazilian fans with a kind smile approaches the girls sitting on the bench and as a demonstration of international friendship asks to repeat for them the phrase in Portuguese - "I want to suck your fox." Naive, confident girls, polished by the attention of foreign guests, cheerfully repeat for them.

Or in the crowd of Argentinians together with everyone joyfully jumps a very cute blonde and tries to pronounce in Spanish "I am a gentle, pink vagina." How we taught...

How else then? Thro the civilized world, Latinos are perceived as a social bottom. In Portugal and Spain, Brazilians and Argentinians are the foundations of prostitution, drug trafficking and low-skilled labor. And only in Russia they felt foreigners for a couple of weeks. But, as the saying goes, you can take a Brazilian from Latin America, but Latin America from a Brazilian.

And surprisingly, no one in the world commented on available Russian women, and in horror look at these animals, who in all use the naivety and kindness of our women and write what a shame for Latinos. We Europeans are ashamed of all those who come to Russia and wear a cap in the shape of a condom.

And only the Russian press writes about Russian shallows and prostitutes, instead of showing photos of concerned Argentinians carefully studying the technique released by the Argentinian Football Association to seduce Russian women. The Argentines have apologized. This is shame.
A disgrace is not for our women, who have the right to sleep with whom they want and when they want, but for all sorts of moralists and pseudo-patriots, who in the focus do not see foreign drinking craving, but with intoxication throw stones at our women.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №150677
 19.07.2018
Many famous robbers had shareholders without whose help they would not be able to commit their daring robberies, such as Bonnie and Clyde, Buch Cassidy and Sandens Kid, the Pension Fund and the Ministry of Health...

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