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[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117476
 19.08.2015
by Artem S:

How to transfer files from computer to computer?
There is an old netbook with necessary files. and 120 gigs.
You need to find the best way to transfer these files to a new notebook.

The option with the flash disappears (I don't have such a flash drive, and on the old 2.0 to a bunch), external hard disk (again +2.0), YandexDisk disappears, because it persistently offers to synchronize, and on the old notebook banally not enough space for synchronization, its own means of transferring files from Windows does not want to transfer files anywhere except the system drive, which again does not have enough space for files (40 GB free).

Help the good people :)

by GoreGrindGeek:

You do the C format on the old computer, and the files go to the file paradise. You make the format C on a new computer - and the files from it get into the file paradise. The files of the new and old computers are stored in the same storage. The Profit!

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117475
 19.08.2015
PAND: I don’t think about sex
PAND: I don’t have the opportunity to have sex
PAND: I just don’t get anything.
Panda: Hydro stroke, fucking
acsochka: what is it?
PAND: There is such a concept for drivers
PAND: If water gets into the engine, he’s fucking, he’s caught a water stroke and will never start again.
PAND: And nothing will bring him any more.
Tagged: horror
acsochka: you scared me so much that I would go and eat a candy in order to increase the hormone of joy

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117474
 19.08.2015
After watching Mad Max: Fury Road, I came to the conclusion that Mad Max is the guitarist who was hanging on the rubber and the whole film was rubbed on the electro.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117473
 19.08.2015
If there were sex on a home phone, what would it be?
- Here you were called in the winter, you are standing under the door, finger to button. “Dear, what are you doing?” – “In the slugs and ice glaciers...”

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117472
 19.08.2015
A friend lives in Kline (on the border of the Moscow suburb) works in Moscow, the road takes about 2.5 hours in one direction.Tell: "She left the day before from work earlier, went to the electric station. I sit satisfied! I will be home sooner! I woke up (

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117471
 19.08.2015
In the beginning, I was called by the name Nabilina. But then I still knew her fatherhood!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117470
 19.08.2015
I'm a boy and I don't want templates and abstract factories.
XXX: I want to function and fucking!

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