xxx(16:13:56 19/08/2010): What do you do on the weekend?

yyy(16:14:44 19/08/2010): I get married

xxx(16:14:58 19/08/2010): your mother... and you are there

xxx(16:15:09 19/08/2010): * Congratulations to you

xxx(16:15:13 19/08/2010): in the sense of

Lex: I have a cup of butterflies.
Lex: What about you?
Rizikoff: with green tea
I am not a butterfly very much.

XXX: Listen to me for a couple of minutes
Yyy: Beautiful or in action?

Sanya: In another Hollywood about photography I encountered someone’s cry of soul. He smiled :

...Yes, and what nonsense about the fact that the photographer does not make the camera, but the photographer. I have never seen a photographer photographing without a camera.

xxx is sleeping? Why don’t you answer the phone?
YYY: I have been awake!
YYY: You didn’t call me.
XXX: Dick is calling. You did not take.
I thought you were an alarm!

HH: You are from where?
Wauu: the homeland of Rune
Ohhhhhhhh?? to
See also: Siberia In ancient times, all references were here.

XHH: Today I saw a stunning advertising stretch on the fence. It's hard to hold, two hardened squats are down.
Q: Do you know that they were advertised?
WOW : well?
The stretched ceilings.

You know why I hate juice?
Here he stands peacefully on the shelf.
XXX: You open it.
XXX: Getting a Bite
A liter of drink.

From the forum, the topic - "Storm in the area of the Park":

and Sergey:
The glass is shredded.
...
Director of MIRA:
I wonder if a nuclear bomb blows, will a lot of people have time to fool in the comments?

Cybernetic: in Moscow traffic jams are so severe that they form traffic jams from motorcyclists between the lanes

We sell radios. I hear a manager talk on the phone with a client.
He: New, the fly did not sit, 75th year of release. Joke, in the early 90s.
The office fell.

Wolfi (00:15:09 19/08/2010)
Google in hand?

Ivan_BB (00:15:15 19/08/2010)
Yes is

Wolfi (00:16:16 19/08/2010)
Ask me how much the patrol costs.

Ivan_BB (00:16:53 19/08/2010)
Nissan Patrol - from 300 000 to 3 140 000 rubles.

Wolfi (00:17:53 19/08/2010)
The Hunted!

Ivan_BB (00:18:13 19/08/2010)
LADA (VAZ) Kalina - from 147 000 to 342 900 rubles.

Study is different from work in that at the last you do not sleep for money.

YYY: xxx: cut off him
YYY: Get the quivaldo and study the coole?
YYY: Why an instant member? cut off his legs above his knee - let everyone boast that he has a fox to the ground.
YYY: xxx: also the option of the...
YYY: And we are pleased, and the man has done a pleasant thing.

XXX: How is the weather?
XXX: The Weather
xxx: Oh, I understood what was called what happened to us last month))

Did you read the news? The first probability processor will be released in 2013"
Joker: Well, Microsoft will release a probability operating system: "Most likely, the app has made an unacceptable mistake and will most likely be shut down!"

The film involves an interesting discovery of the director – 5 minutes of Schwarzenegger instead of an exploding helicopter. The budget is the same, but it’s new.

(About the female figure)
Men prefer rounded shapes.
Oksana: Is it that if I were a bell, I would be the perfect woman?! to

The shoe seller sent me today.
I: for what?
Friend: for what I asked her "These shoes are made of leather from the back or from the abdomen" =)))

One cup of beer will not improve your health. Health immediately
It begins to turn to the other side. You need two, or better, four cups.
Beer to support health from all sides.
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