I decided to do a crazy thing today. He decided to ask his girlfriend for forgiveness with the help of candles (200pcs) and the written text. He put out the text, began to light candles. I struggled for 40 minutes with no result. A young couple comes out to help. The girl after 20 minutes of unsuccessful help says:
I would only forgive one idea... (silence) And then I would give up!
Her boyfriend looked at her a long time later with her mouth open :D

XX: I collect monthly reports on the work done with staff.
XX: Consistently entered 20 healthy men, each with the phrase "Take my monthly" took my brain out forever...

An explanatory girl who was taken away by the guards and taken to the shelter. Written literally!! to

Obesity

25.12.07 at 4.30 p.m. when the shift went up at the wharf, Vova waved me up at the shuttle and laid down on the floor, removed the coward and began to lay my sexual organs, then stood up and walked on the shuhir, and Sirojah began to shift @bat on the floor. I was pleased with Vova.
Unfortunately, I didn’t have to wait until the lunch ended. All is OK.

I want you, you are awesome.
I can see you, the charm of my eyes

Epic Feel was here this morning. Father goes to work, after half an hour comes back, opens the door, whispers the cat, leaves the house.

There was no hot water in the whole city for a month, and here it is!
...the rocky bass of the neighbor from below: "Lord, please help us..."

But can you work quietly when someone is wrong on the Internet?

xxxxxxxxxxx:
View *link to website for sports clothes*
WOW :
and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The description.
WOW :
"We carefully worked out the opening of the knees, buttocks and elbows for smooth movement". and what?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Are you not embarrassed that they sell the jacket?

Lil: And I woke up again under the rap, all broken. The neighbor’s child had already gone to school.
lil: a monotonous boom boom and a man says something without changing the intonation
Lil: They would read at least some useful kind of conspiracy. He turned it on, and he charged you from the barley.

He doesn’t know what strange sounds he makes.
Wow what?
Mykonos, Mykonos is like that.
Do you really have a cat? :D

The correspondence of a guy and girl who have been trying to be just friends for a year.

XXX: What is going on in the cinema now?
YYY: One day... but I won’t go on it...
XHH: Why is it?
There is another story about the friendship between a guy and a girl, which as always ends the same way.
We went to a movie with Justin Timberlake then...he’s still going.
Sex for friendship? Are you joking?! to

ZeWine: I saw the most tense man in the world today.
ZeWine: An uncle in white pants and a white shirt in a shaking bus ate a shrimp... a wooden stick...
ZeWine: I haven’t seen such a focus before.
ZeWine: Only because of this he did not notice the stolen friend, who brutally frightened him with his voice "Semen!!! How many years, how many winters!and "
The Shirt (

Night.Silence.Stars.The noise of the wind.And the roar from the wheelchair of the DPS car - you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are signaling in the hot area!!! to

X: What fucking do you tell me? At least look at the map! Where is Russia and where is the United States!!! It is on the other end of the globe!! What fucking way can they limit?! to

Yyy: If looking at the map doesn’t tell you anything, try to find the globe and look at it. You will be surprised, yes.

I saw Hacha in a T-shirt with the inscription “If You Want Me, Smile!” and started roasting. As a horse.

The price of the acoustic cable is 220 thousand rubles per meter.

I recommend to everyone! After installing this cable, I immediately felt an improvement in the characteristics of both my own sound system and the neighbor’s boombox that had been getting me for a long time. In addition, my spikes dissolved, my wife was finally able to get pregnant, my aunt is silent for the second day, and in the radius of 200-300 meters (according to my estimates) the political situation in the country has improved. Dear manufacturers, please increase the price, want even more impressive results!

In response to mail.ru:
Question: Everyone says that you need a rope and soap to hang yourself. Well, the rope is understandable, but soap why?? to
Answer: What are the questions - is it so difficult to experiment on yourself and find out?
Answer 2: Keep your neck clean.

HHH
Summary has arrived
HHH
Georgieva Diana Theophilovna
YYYY
It’s in the Russian language ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I went somehow to work with relatives (I was asked to check the computer in the accounting office) and I see a strange picture - a aunt (a new cashier, as it turned out) is sitting behind the compost with a cloth on the face in the quality of a bandage (a cowboy when robbing a diligence) and another cloth hangs in front of the chest and to the thighs. The accountant is delicate in the side. The picture is incomprehensible, generally. The computer set up and, after a moment, asked the buch - what is this? It turned out that the cashier (a apparently brilliant woman) was thus protected from computer radiation!!! Silent hysteria and curtains.

[11:16:49] <Baka Baka> we decided yesterday to buy a shorter watera in the night
[11:16:52] <Baka Baka> after 2 martyrs
[11:16:55] <Baka Baka> )
[11:16:57] <Baka Baka> well so here
[11:16:59] <Neoretix> yellow
[11:17:03] <Baka Baka> no one had a passport
[11:17:07] <Baka Baka> and we decided
[11:17:11] <Baka Baka> and somehow at the same time
[11:17:48] <Baka Baka> That I Take a Book of Chess in My Hands to Look Intelligent
[11:17:51] <Baka Baka> And I Was Sold
[11:17:55] <Baka Baka> the asshole is crazy._.