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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68713
 19.08.2012
We discuss the background of the work table.
xxx: here you watch porn, as suddenly one of the relatives comes in
xxx: you are on the reflection sharply twisted, and there is a naked girl
XXX: Did he break up? not understandable.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68712
 19.08.2012
Svetlyi_: what relief - seeing a beaten pixel on the screen, heal it by wiping it with your finger

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68711
 19.08.2012
Chuck Norris does not smoke because it is harmful. for smoking

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №68710
 19.08.2012
XXX is Hi. I was wonderful in this place today. So many beautiful people!
YYYYYYYYYYYY I want, where is it?
In the cemetery. No one interrupts you, everyone listens and does not argue. I will go again tomorrow!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68709
 19.08.2012
Small yesterday told how in his youth (class in the second) lighted a newspaper at home, watched it burn, swallowed and put it on the table. My grandmother was at home and the fire was prevented. Then, he said, his father came home. It was no longer a newspaper, but a shit.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68708
 19.08.2012
xxx: "img042.jpg"
This is Julia with a new makeup
X: "DSC1145.jpeg"
This is her usual face, look for comparison.
Tagged with: "crocodile9.jpg"
This is Julia without makeup.

[ + 14 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68707
 19.08.2012
You are so cute in the morning! So warm, loose, and the eyes so dull!
I love him 😉

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №68706
 19.08.2012
I came to you with a greeting! To tell you that the sun has risen...
Thank you, I’ve seen it myself, I haven’t gone to bed yet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №68705
 19.08.2012
It’s okay that people don’t know how much nitrogen is in the air (and that nitrogen and ozone are not the same thing), but it’s even worse.
My brother, while still a student of history, conducted a survey at the faculty:
In which year did Qingzhou fight with Qinghis Khan? In what century was the philosophical stone invented?
And you know, this has sparked hot disputes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68704
 19.08.2012
Review of the film "I'm Looking for a Friend at the End of the World"

and freeal:
I am looking for a friend for the end.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №68703
 19.08.2012
and max:
I found a folder without porn.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68702
 19.08.2012
Today took the turn to the GIBDD at 7 a.m. and came out at 16 a.m. failed. And you are speaking of the Russian Post, Sberbank.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №68701
 19.08.2012
VombatTM: I was at my sister’s house.
VombatTM: I asked her to reassure her so that she could forget, not fuck!
Dude: What is wrong?
VombatTM: You Dyball That She's My Sister Fuck You're Ugly
Dude: She’s not so thin, red, sexy. I am just free.
Dude: We’ll meet shortly now. My ex has already shaken her face.
Dude: I will not give it to anyone now. Because a girl. I will fuck myself. Always is.
Vombat: If you weren’t my best friend, I would have broken your mouth.
Dude: If I wasn’t much stronger than you, I might have broken it.
Look at it as if it were not the opposite.
VombatTM is fucking.
VombatTM: Okay, meet up, I don’t mind.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68700
 19.08.2012
You have already gotten your Pussy Riot! Come to us in Belarus - here two boys are threatened with up to 7 years in prison for the fact that one of them posted photos of plush mice on his website, and the second apartment was removed by Swedes, who threatened to throw these mice out of the plane. This is what I understand. And you are all – Pussi Riot, Pussi Riot...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №68699
 19.08.2012
I am teacher. I don’t want the first of September, I want the 25th of May.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68698
 19.08.2012

zzagar: A RGD 5.286-53 what then?
Al: This is such a hand-offensive grenade. It is also called lemonade.
ZZAGAR: It’s just RGD 5. I don’t understand anything about 286-53.
Don’t worry, Eric is coming.
Eric: 286 to 53 233

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68697
 19.08.2012
The news tape:

Police arrested in Moscow with a kilo of cocaine
Harry Kasparov faces prosecution for bite of police officer
SC will check the police who told the press about the wreckage

[ + 37 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68696
 19.08.2012
Irinka: A man was filming on Nokia what was happening in Syria, and he was shot. The bullet did not pass through the phone.
m-xdt: Nokia - defending people

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68695
 19.08.2012
Sorry, I can’t see you from here. Did you shrink there?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №68694
 19.08.2012
from the written explanation of the driver caught drunk "I drank vodka and went to ride a tractor". The phrase at work immediately became winged.

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