AlexanderS: And here I will share my own.
I was sitting with a friend. He is the director of a company that sells goods. They bought, transported, sold and took away. Nothing of the same. And then I struggled with his comp, and a girl came to him to work to arrange. Well, 18-19 year old girl, school man has already finished. She ended up asking, “How many centimeters in a meter?” I asked him later – is there a lot of people like that? He says that yes, to put a person for sale on the site to find a problem. I was in shock that day. You are talking about a diode bridge.
Darthslider: Why exactly 76? 0 - O
AlexanderS: Unfortunately, I was embarrassed at the time to ask :)
3dtim: Yes, it is strange. 42 could be explained.
Alexander : Yes. 42 is the same (76+8)/2.
Darthslider: That explains everything! All of it!! to

Mole understands cultural space exclusively as the space of the communicative process, ensuring the transfer of knowledge from the collective to the individual.

What only pictures did not see until I realized that "Mole" was a surname.

and curious.

How to combine maternity leave with abroad?

Try in reverse order.

From the backpack - "Thank you for the pills do not say" - what idiot invented this??? How many years I’ve lived, I’ve never heard anything like this from anyone!! to

Russia has three allies. Army, Navy and Russian Winter

Looking at his rating in the morning, Vladimir Vladimirovich quietly whispered:"Glory to Ukraine! Glory to the heroes!"

A pregnant woman says:
xxx: What do you think, to get a meeting with a gynecologist by the name of Rukosev is a good sign or not?))

I woke up this morning, took a stand and it was cold.

I will retire, I will grow my beard and I will be happy!!!! to
Is this one that is under the P.Z.Domorдика?
XH: th th th th? to
WOW: Well, with such a beard, the mouth is like a 90 degree twisted mouth.
Oh, you are the fucking one!! I don’t know why I should retire.

If you want to be single, you can also remain single.

The Canaries. When I entered Limopark, I noticed that the treasurer spoke many languages. They are trying to identify nationalities. He said, “Russia is a tourist!”

The answer is: “In the form of morality?”

All over the world, having hacked the account of some politician, they begin to write all kinds of nonsense there, and only in Russia - the truth that everyone has been waiting for so long.

You will not believe! There are posters in Moscow:
Crimea liberated, now Moscow will be liberated!
At the bottom of it is: from the block!
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What are the results of liberation?
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In Crimea traffic jams dohuakilometers appeared)

From the Fire:
Why is it cheap in Siberia? When answering - payroll consideration, yes)
Den26: Apartments and rent are cheaper. Products are cheaper. Transportation is cheaper.
Gasoline is cheaper.
to continue?
Yaginya: P*****i can be swallowed for free.

<yyy> that there are trainees
<yyy> which sticks in the stomach and strikes with electricity?
<xx> and
<xx> this is for training the assembler
<yyy> or to discard the php)))

<XXX> Yellowstone
<XXX> I have a question to you, but I don’t know how to formulate it correctly
YYY> Should I guess what you want to ask me, ask yourself a question and answer it to you?

And now to be more fun: I was just in the store, when the outgoing inspector came, showing that from a certain perspective the sighs are still visible. The girlfriend said, “If you come down to me in a decoult, you’ll see my breasts. Would you say I’m advertising it to you?and "
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For this case there is the end of the famous anecdote, when the man called the inspectors from the JEC, claiming that the windows of the female bathroom are visible from his windows, and he can not live peacefully in this apartment. They looked, looked, and said that they could not see from anywhere. Man: "And you go into the closet!"
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This story also has an end:

The inspector walks up and says:
But nothing can be seen from here either.
Go to the edge of the closet.
Still nothing is seen.
You are at the end.
The inspector falls to the floor.
“Every night,” the resident said sadly.

A month ago I put a box in the Google calendar to send me letters with notifications about upcoming matters. And then I forgot about this calendar... It turned out that Google had an exceptional sense of humor. For four months, every day, at 5 a.m., he sent me a letter of notice. And every day it was the first thing I saw when I turned on the computer. The text is just delicious:

Nothing is planned for today.

And you say, where does procrastination come from.)

If I pay taxes to the state, am I his counterpart?

You, lovers of conquests and long journeys, your time has passed, there is nothing more on the planet to conquer. Give the earth rest. But don’t be upset, but tolerate a little. Your future has not yet arrived. Soon mankind will reach the nearest stars, a new colonial era will begin. Then your time will come - all the heads will become like you. But now, before jumping to distant stars, it is time to establish a stable order on Earth. Do not rush for a while, prepare for more, and let the scientists calmly finish it for you.
Fuck the spacecraft!