I used to wear bright orange glasses for a while. My wife said they are going. How much unnecessary attention was and often from men. But it was worth not to remove the electronic ears of Neko mimi, returning from the Japanese festival it generally extinguishes the light. The girls looked but evaluated. The men wrecked their gaze, as if he was like that. Don’t you pay for the time? And I looked as long as the S400 on the F16.

Yyy: What’s wrong with the orange glasses? Why attention from men? Can the attention of men be attracted by the orange color?

Damn with them, with ears, but the color of glasses.

Zzz: Except for the glasses, he did not wear anything else.

xxx: I offered swings to my friends for a long time, but they refused, saying, “You don’t have a wife, you just want to fuck our wives, and maybe we too.”

YYY: So where did they go wrong?

ZZZ: In the point about wives.

The more the president thinks of the people, the less the people think of the president.

He worked as a waitress. One regular guest was very pleasant. For example, he could have eaten almost the whole steak and when there is a small piece left, to say to make the roast bigger - not to roast. His beer was poured exclusively into a 0.33-volume female glass. He was a friend of the director, all his wishes were fulfilled.
He sits with the director and eats. The waitress was not patient. They brought him cucumbers cleansed from the skin. and he:
Why are they cleaned? The most important vitamins!
A waitress with a serious face.
The skin still remains. Do you bring it separately?
The director cried, the guest was silent.

And you can imagine if BelAZ starts burning tires...

We go with a friend and look at a cat sitting on a tree. So bright, black with white. He sits and sits.

A hundred meters from home. At the entrance, an announcement - a lost cat that found a reward. A picture of the cat on the tree.

We walk back, I climb a tree, the cat from me up. I shake the branch, the cat screams. Finally, I shake, he falls to the ground, a friend catches him on the ground - a pack is well covered. We go to the entrance and call the phone number. The cat in the package rattles, trying to rub the package.

There are two ladies, one of the ages and a young, mother and daughter to see. They look at this cat, then (with a breath):

This is not our cat. We have received it five times.

Fuck... Let the cat go, it shakes and goes unhappy to the same tree.