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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156771
 19.08.2021
Reminder for those who watch the unnamed video of deaths:



1st Man is killed by machine / loader / machine of factory metal - this is China;

2nd A person is cut off alive limbs, and then deprived of the head - this is Mexico;

Three A man was shot in the middle of the day on the street for no reason - it is Brazil;

4 is Man shot from a machine gun at a wedding in the air and accidentally killed a friend - it is Iraq;

5 is Man stumbled on the road and fucked to death in another car - this is Kazakhstan;

6 is A man hangs on the balcony under the salts, and then joyfully falls down - this is Russia;

7 is The man burning alive on the tires is Angola.

8 is The man with a loud laugh commits suicide on an electric pillar is India.

9 is A man rattles the policemen and then dies under their bullets – it’s the US.

10 is A man listening to music loudly at three o’clock at night is a dwarf.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №156770
 19.08.2021
What cultural people used to rain forests.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №156769
 19.08.2021
The Amritsar-Toronto flight was loaded with 400 passengers and only 200 lunches.

The airline made a mistake, and the crew was in a difficult position. However, one smart shipwoman had an idea!

About 30 minutes after the flight, she nervously announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how it happened, but we have 400 passengers on board and only 200 lunches! Anyone who is kind enough to give up their food for someone else’s sake will receive free alcoholic beverages in unlimited quantities throughout the flight!”

The following announcement was made in 6 hours:

“Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 200 lunches!”

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156768
 19.08.2021
If you take from the rich and give to the poor, it deprives you of the motivation to work both.

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