A friend to the DR gave a radio-controlled helicopter
5 minutes after giving the gift a conversation his(M) with his girlfriend(D)

D: I want to try it too!! to
M: No, I am playing myself.
D: Give me a little!
M: I have gone.
D: Oh so is it? You will never have sex!! to
I have sex when I have a helicopter.

The star

The dilemma is when you choose the best way to spend the last.
Money: for condoms or for food.

I have a friend. A creative man, who has mastered the saxophone, plays decently (i.e. I am interested in music.) We work in one company, in different departments. He is a public relations specialist. Recently returned from Khanty-Mansiysk, there were held solemn events to award the leading oil offices of the district. Next is his story:
In the evening, at the hotel, I go to the restaurant. A group of foreigners. Without a translator, they let him go - late already... I am bored, I approached them, met them. They were like musicians. I’m bad in Agly, they’re even worse in Russian. Well, they stunned... beer and vodka... First they communicated with gestures, then it went somehow. Great such men, even photographed... at night they gave up - like late, it was time to sleep... Goodbye, they left. I go to the bartender: - "What is the ensemble?" Barman: - "Deep Purple...."...

The man runs on a warhammer. He tells.
I get into the bus on the bus. I was late on my bus. He sat down in another. wild pressure, but all sleep on one another's shoulder. he thought something and in full voice gives Adeptus Astartes. By the way, three seconds. From the middle: Adeptus Sororitas. 0 turns his head. from the tail: orks, orks, orks, orks. Three seconds later, half the bus rolls.

XXX is
by STAS! I was in Bulgaria when I went from the disco and saw UFOs!! to
YYYY
Per the wheel has swung up again.
HHH
Yes, but it’s not about that...

Listening dialogue between a boy and a girl.
Fuck you cat!! We had sex on the first date!! But you still decided to break down at least something - I have been persuading you for the third week to go to my favorite coffee shop and try a caramel cappuccino!!! to

X% is when you come home.
smoked, you think that they will not be lighted at all, you walk with your ancestors, 3.14 you breathe, happy, calm, and here minutes after 15 you notice that your dad is filming you on a video from your phone...

xxx: today saw a man whose passport is "Cheblablinsk"
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

Example of query on Yandex "colour of the hip of a frightened nymph"... o_O Interested, scattered:
The thighs of a frightened nymph are a shade of pink. (There is also the colour of the nymph’s thigh.) It is pale pink, the nymph is calm.) With this color under Emperor Paul painted the layer of military uniforms. But since the fabric for officers and soldiers was different in quality, the officer’s shade was called “the thigh of a frightened nymph”, and the soldier’s – “the cup of a frightened Masha”.

From the forum:

<B_confusion>: Have you ever used laser hair removal?how effective and expensive?? to
...
<-n0name->: The offspring offers Jedi laser hair removal services. Harmless, not dangerous - in cabbage. and Yoda.

Forum discussion game HMM under symbian (mobile), topic about custom maps:
Arestant: "Aaaah, help everyone I can't figure out how to insert new cards into the game :( :( please tell the fool. The E60 phone. I read that you need to download the card in the Private folder but why then when I try to get it there, it says "I can't open the file..." :( that I don't understand the fist"

fanatic: "Try through the computer in data transmission mode. To do this, the game must be on the flash."

Arestant: "No comp, I sit in jail"

CCHC
Do you jump weight?

NNN
65 MB

NNN
* may be

Sometimes, she’s such a fucker!
She: And my shit, she’s always writing in the wrong window.
He is my favorite!! It’s not about you!! How could I say this about you?! to
She went on.
He is a rabbit!!! to
She is PZ! The pc! The PC!!! to

I want to live in Switzerland! I will be! and all.
I will marry a German and live in Germany.
You will be with him in porn.
On: in German
Filed to:home video
Then it will flow into the inlet.
After many years, I am already a bearded man.
With two children and a wife
It is like a barrel with silk.
Find a strange file.
ON: Discovering which in the heels of a white body I catch the movements and words I’ve known since 2008, white hair...
Next to it will be a German, similar to an orangutan.
ONE: He’ll spin it like an inch... you’ll only hear "Yes, yes, Hans, let’s do more"
And a shattering man’s tear will fall from my cheek.
She lives in Germany and I live in Switzerland.
You brought me to tears.

Tash: Yesterday she ate vodka as if she had spent three weeks in the desert, and this was water, melted the shrimp and almost all the pizza, managed to eat even 2 cubes of broth, and in the morning I drink tea and oh give me a sugar substitute or I wash on a diet...

The boss promises a bunch of money with the words "Golden rain will soon rain on us". I think it is worth telling him that these words may be misunderstood.

Maturity is when you don’t know who to expect trouble from first.

From children or from parents.



Told by Efim Graiver</PRE>

Canadian TV Show New Advertising for Electronic Test

The pregnancy. The joyful speaker broadcasts: "This is the most bullshit digital

It’s a tool you can use!"



Told by Vick</PRE>

Yesterday in the birthplace named Grauerman was born one of the following husbands of Alla

of Pugachev.



According to Vladimir</PRE>

X: What is your wish?
Y: You can’t talk, or you won’t wake up
X: Wake up, you’re like a kid, so tell me ?
I want to have sex with you!!! to
X is a pervert!!! to
Fuck, I say not to wake up.