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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №24336
 02.01.2010
Ukrainian hackers learned to download gas through torrents

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №24335
 02.01.2010
Kissy: Dear, I'm leaving Egypt soon, flight straight from Perm, will you miss me?and :)
Blake: Yes, my dear, bring me an apple :)
Kissy: o_o
I’m sorry, but it’s hot :)

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №24334
 02.01.2010
I hang a man’s kitchen. Perforate 8 holes. The feeling that, on the other hand, the gates of the medieval castle are crashing...
Go to the neighbor to find out.
The neighbor’s answer: You will destroy your house with your drilling.
When asked what it was for a noise, he replied: I throw a pudding whirl in the wall.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №24333
 02.01.2010
Deni: I came to receive gifts from the director to the kitchen, and there is all beautiful so, fruit, champagne, chocolate.everyone is happy except the head of the company.I ask what happened.and it turns out that she bought the fruit at home and cut them)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №24332
 02.01.2010
New year... New year?
No, I am washing the laundry!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №24331
 02.01.2010
Nobody wondered why the shells are not made at the level of the elbows or at least the hands, so as not to bend over them, but at the level of the member?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №24330
 02.01.2010
When the Zoo sang:
"Be careful about yourself"
He was already telling us:
"always be afraid of the fucking unknown hunny"

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №24329
 02.01.2010
Tell me why
I choose words carefully.
When I want to tell you
I like your beautiful eyes.

Tell me why
When I see you, I worry.
At night I cannot sleep.
I feel like I’m competing with someone.

I want to like you...
I try my best...
I only speak from the soul.
Even though the main thing I say is,

I write all these lines for you.
To understand until the end.
I like your hair, very much.
She is just one :)

I hope you understood ;)

Ps: if you get to the top, I’ll invite you to a date))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24328
 02.01.2010
VKontakte in the group "sell" stones under the photo:
xxx: I sell single-use plastic cups!Destined for all types of drinks.Free shipping!
500 ml - 0.90 cops
200 ml - 0.30 cop
In case of purchase, a discount is possible.
I will buy 1 cup of 500 ml. to me at the address Democratic 16 266 at 16: 00
I don’t sell one!!!!! to
Zzz: Then I have three, walk like this))))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №24327
 02.01.2010
I meet New Year with Friends... even if it’s just a series.

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