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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №107647
 02.01.2015
From the U.S. State Department report:
“It’s hard to decipher what the Russian president is saying to his people in his New Year’s address. But then they go to drink for two weeks.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107646
 02.01.2015
This is:

And in one such glucose sleep I get a task from some muddy beings to urgently fix bugs in the code that governs the world economy, and not the type of world PC and other collapse not beyond the mountains.
and there are 220 thousand lines, while on hashel and erlang (!!!)
At the same time, as in the real-time systems, it is constantly updated.
Fuck what you know about despair and hopelessness.
— — — —
Man, please call me! These muddy creatures seem to be recruiting a team. I was assigned to calculate (I am a system engineer) a spatial matrix. It looked like a crossword or logarithmic line, only volume, three-dimensional. I fell into a stupor when almost everything had already been counted, but I did not know where to give the remainder from the division of spaces. There is no such science yet. What to do with this?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107645
 02.01.2015
In the online cinema - all seasons of House-2.

The rating is -666.

It is symbolic.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107644
 02.01.2015
Lav: The man with the nickname “popka_obezyanki”, calls to be more serious, ughu.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107643
 02.01.2015
Pre-New Year training in the army has always been a special topic.
For 2 days, the rotting went to the sergeant's comrade because the cat (which lives in this company) had no tree.
The disadvantage was eliminated by a 10-minute run.
and carpets. The textbook. Points

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107642
 02.01.2015
I’m not fat, I’m big and nice. At least that’s what two women think, whose opinion I appreciate.)
Zzzz: What about the dissident?
XXX: For them I am fat and aggressive ;)

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107641
 02.01.2015
The story is fiction, and "famous people". The guy gets into a strange world, lives on some landfill and, seemingly, catches rats. There is the “lower world” – the dungeons, and the “upper world” – a place for the elite. Even in this world, implantation is practiced into the brain of "matrices", into which you can load the skills available for study. By chance, the guy manages to obtain an engineering (basically expensive) matrix, which he successfully uses. This is all that is known.



Dmitry Sheleg, "The Unman" or Roman Zlotnikov, "The Earthman".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107640
 02.01.2015
XXX: The first night of the Avatar will show
Is this a new tradition?
XXX: Show the irony of fate
XXX: and the 1st - blue people, so that people can be quiet?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №107639
 02.01.2015
What do you know about despair and hopelessness?
I was sick, I had flu, I had a temperature below 40.
in such states, the eye is normal and without substances, it is not possible to sleep normally.

And in one such glucose sleep I get a task from some muddy beings to urgently fix bugs in the code that governs the world economy, and not the type of world PC and other collapse not beyond the mountains.
and there are 220 thousand lines, while on hashel and erlang (!!!)
At the same time, as in the real-time systems, it is constantly updated.
Fuck what you know about despair and hopelessness.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107638
 02.01.2015
Do you know the joke about the eagle and the giraffe?
She is: Yes.
He: And what one?
She is: Both.
All, no more questions

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107637
 02.01.2015
xxx: in the county found an announcement by chance - a poor family will be grateful to donate a cheap computer with an office. And I just understood the mess, I collected 2.5 systems. I called, took the address - in the area of the stop. I come, I sit with a compost at the stop like a bomb. And O miracle, this miracle comes in... at the expense of Octavia the Negro...
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Very often collecting things and so on. For the poor, they are not themselves, but volunteers. And they can be on a new octave, and on a fresh lexus.

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