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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №706
 02.01.2008
If there are people who have not had a New Year's mood, then plus, you will be so lonely and I will not be so lonely :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №705
 02.01.2008
When I was in high school, I went to the exhibition. There the registrar asked without a shadow of humor:
Are you a student or a student?"
The phrase became winged.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №704
 02.01.2008
Go to Google "Religious views" and look at the first proposed option :D

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №703
 02.01.2008
After waking up from the fact that something is interfering with THERE, I found myself riding on my sleeping best friend..I looked around.When I saw an empty package of condoms, I calmed down and fell asleep again.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №702
 02.01.2008
Fuck, and my guests have already taken away... took everything, washed all the dishes... no feeling of the holiday left :(

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №701
 02.01.2008
44s: It was hard
Did you drink a lot or eat a lot?
44s: I don't remember what happened
Lila: He drank a lot.
44s: I drink only tea, coffee and a little kefir
Why don’t you remember then?
44s: A lot of tea seems to be mixed with coffee and kefir.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №700
 02.01.2008
Here is the New Year!!! to
In the morning on the stairs to the usual bulls and bottles added purification from mandarins.

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №699
 02.01.2008
Our sapport is the shortest and most comprehensive, if you exclude all replicas of the user you get the following:

Sapphire: and that
Tagged: worm
Tagged with: Hz
Tagged with: Hz
Tagged: Treatment
Fuck it all.
Tag: think
Sapphire: Yes
How you hit me.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №698
 02.01.2008
emoGUY: If I set the status in the Ace: "I will go to a different world...", then this does not mean that I went to open the veins and cheat, it does not mean that in 20 minutes I have to wake up from the call to the door of the rescue service and a long educational conversation!!! to

[ + 8 - ] Comment quote №697
 02.01.2008
FRAU MIU: Apparently those who eat in the NG are divided into two categories
Mrs. Miau: Some with joy, others with despair

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №696
 02.01.2008
I poured half the sugar into the sugar bar, I stand, look at the box, take a spoonful, mix the tea. I take, I try. Scuco is not sweet. I know I didn’t add sugar.
On the machine, I take a bag of sugar again, put it in the sugar bar above, put a bag, stand in the box. I mix and try. Not a sweet puppy. And what do you think of it? "What do you think of it? " I know I put on sugar for the second time. I look out the window and my cat is watching. And by the way, the cat rushes there like a cat, like "Master, by the way, you are a duck and not a neighbor."
He is right in something...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №695
 02.01.2008
Saguna - So we will boil on the houses of the clowns... remember... boil we drink our electricity or in exchange... do not bow! Smoking in the bathroom – smoking in the kitchen.

Dhione – What?

Saguna – Smoking in the kitchen!

Dhione – What?

Saguna – Yes to smoking in the kitchen!

Q. What do you smoke?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №694
 02.01.2008
365930676 (23:47:16 1/01/2008)
Congratulations to)
I knock by chance... just don’t share the story, and you won’t tell the acquaintances... sex in three is something... there were two of them... and I’m alone.
Sorry if...

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №693
 02.01.2008
Trotilla rumored that this year the president congratulated the country on the new year for the last time, from next year we will be congratulated by the prime minister :)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №692
 02.01.2008
AJIekceu: Have you ever noticed that after the phrase "The next bottle is followed by the most sober"The whole company understands that they are in shit?

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №691
 02.01.2008
Stels (14:23:51 1/01/2008)
Good morning... good morning.

wicked (14:24:28 1/01/2008)
The good? and Nuneva

Stels (14:25:01 1/01/2008)
Do not burn

Stels (14:25:10 1/01/2008)
and listen to me

Stels (14:25:13 1/01/2008)
It is good fucking.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №690
 02.01.2008
<- electric caroch is such a topic..that New Year I met on the push =))
I go to bed at 10 a.m. on the 31st...Wake up on the 1st at 9 a.m.
<- but at night I went fucking...
-> Pillow
<- Well at home... silence, all the work... no one
<- I hear from the neighbors the curants beating..and all such uraiah
<- well, I hollowed up urayaaaa wiped out a point..and went to sleep
Dumb man, because as you meet the new year, so you will spend it.
< - khyy... well so much more so... now I have all sraaaaaAatAat =)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №689
 02.01.2008
XXX: I want that too.
YYY: How is it?
XX: From pieces of bodies to create living people.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX is so simple.
I am sorry to do it ?
yyy: necrophil mla :))))
XXX: They are still alive.
YYY: Well, the living parts of the body, it is a gesture :))
XXX is :)
Funny, you sit quietly, and your ass runs around the house.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №688
 02.01.2008
<STALK3R> Now I look at the breed by the first, already there flashes "YA CREVEDKO"...
<STALK3R> Mda... the man from the basch who sent that fateful quote is probably proud now that he sees "ya crudely" on the first channel
<STALK3R> The National Heritage of Mill...

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №687
 02.01.2008
I went to bed at six and got up at twelve.

Yyy I got up at 6 at 10 am I got up at 11 already I got up))))))

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