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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41072
 02.01.2011
Announcement: The strongest Mage in the fifth generation will take you out of social media, heal from classmates, encode from VKontakte. Treatment by avatar.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41071
 02.01.2011
I received a local radio SMS. The girl writes:
I pass on a greeting to Toliko, I wish him health in the intimate life, such as you have not been, no, and no need. And send him a song.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №41070
 02.01.2011
XXX is
Keep yourself on your head :)

YYYY
These are not the words that people say, Masha ^_^

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №41069
 02.01.2011
What a soft toilet paper! The new?
No, I’m washing her with a sweetheart.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №41068
 02.01.2011
How many chocolate Santa must bite their heads before the feeling of the holiday comes?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №41067
 02.01.2011
DMA: In this new year, I was ready to hear, from the meat-eaten and barking girl, anything but the sad "Here is trouble".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №41066
 02.01.2011
I hate our mail...while the naive Amazon UK writes that the date of delivery on December 29 The Russian Post, whispering from laughter, blows...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №41065
 02.01.2011
Is there love at first sight? What if I find?

The Leopard =)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41064
 02.01.2011
Mila: I just ate a cake with tea and took all that cottage...
May is galva!
Mila: What do you think will happen to me? Would the MB go through?
It will pass, it will pass...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №41063
 02.01.2011
And we at 00:01 on the 1st of January knocked the fork on the pipe... Then 5 minutes the whole entrance was knocked over)))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41062
 02.01.2011
Google’s voice search takes care of me. I say "Pizzas with ears" - he is looking for "Pizza with sushi"

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №41061
 02.01.2011
by Eto

xxx: Listen, do you remember which movie, where Seagal one of them is extinguishing?? to
YYY: O_O

Well, I found something to ask, I would still say a movie where Chuck Norris hits his leg from the turn.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №41060
 02.01.2011
N: And you with the New Year. Are you a cat or rabbit this year?
S: Judging from the appearance after a long week of work, I’m a troll.( by

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №41059
 02.01.2011
The status of a guy whose birthday is January 1st: "C twelve years have not met his DR sober!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №41058
 02.01.2011
Almost everyone after the New Year will have two problems: 1. Have we photographed? 2nd Where is the creature with all the pictures?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №41057
 02.01.2011
We sit in the company and play cards. The box suddenly begins to show the clip of Chile and Goshi Kuzhenko.
Damn, I hate this woman with a male voice.
YYY: You’re so crazy about the dog...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №41056
 02.01.2011
evening on January 1. We call a taxi. The eighth attempt takes the phone.

I: Hi girl, can I get a car to this address?
You know, we all have drunk drivers now... let’s go tomorrow!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №41055
 02.01.2011
According to the old-good tradition, admin again forgot to change 2010 for 2011 at the bottom of the page :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №41054
 02.01.2011
With Dairy:
I love foreigners when they use the Google translator.
"Welcome to the New Year you a comfortable, beautiful and cute woman"
Really beautiful?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №41053
 02.01.2011
Look at the TNT.
Oh yeah, look at it! by KTULHU!! to
This is a valley...

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