You love to ride a car and love to drive relatives.

I woke up today, looked out the window... The sun was rising... I thought I was still up. Then I looked at the clock and realized it was sitting.

I am not cold, I am in my hat.
2: I can’t see anything.
1: It is in your pocket

Do not put your finger in your mouth.
Would it go away?

We have one at work with the name Black.
That’s how the employees offer him to call his son a coat =))

Depends on 6 heroes. Mother comes
Do you need to wash something dark?
I: (artistically, loudly and pathetically) if only my dark merciless soul!
Mom: (with the same indiscriminate tone) Oh, and I still wash my shirt...

In the discussion of the boy star "big difference":
A very interesting boy.
Grow up and get married to Pugacheva.

A big greeting to the people who call on January 1 at 17 am :D

XXX: He introduced me to the course of affairs.
XX: That means he introduced me to the course of affairs...
YYY: Oh yes, introduce me to your course of affairs!

Employees are allowed to work on public holidays only with the permission of the Director-General or his Deputy on the basis of previously submitted lists.

Harsh New Year holidays.