xxx: I have a cat is not a lover of slapping, etc., except that she can pleasantly ask, and so it will break out, spit, so in the clinic from the thermometer in the ass she was so squeezed that not 2 minutes quietly sat, and the whole day especially and did not move afterwards.

Just like my ex.

A friend told me how she was sitting with her six-year-old son and gluing some New Year's cake. The little boy failed, and he wept in his hearts:

My mother is bobby.

My mother reacted immediately:

What is? Why is it Bobricha?

It’s just... it says so.

She is not reassuring:

Am I similar to you in Bobby?

– No...

Why do you say so then?

The boy looked at her so expressively, and replied:

Because to say “Job your mother” is not polite.

Once upon a time, my family had to share housing for some time with my sister’s family and her two offspring.

And I was overwhelmed by hanging young offspring in a class by hour, with smartphones (this is not permissible, because another five people are dancing a tick under the door of the sort/soul.

And then I decided authoritatively - to enter the sort of onli without a smartphone. And so that it wasn’t boring, and for the sake of courage, I printed an A4 sheet with 10 interesting facts about the human body, and a scotch glued it in front of the toilet. By the evening, all the residents, including my five-year-old child, lively discussed the length of the intestines, the area of the skin, and the rate of cell renewal.

Then I had to update the infotainment. A list of records of the world of animals. By evening, the results of self-education are available. and carried.

And a week later I came to mind a brilliant idea - to hang a table of multiplication in the sorting. It should be said that her nephews taught her unreasonably.

The phenomenon of air refresher. Verified and works.

Two of my sons sit with a friend (11 years, 9 and a friend 12), eat a New Year’s Eve cake and have a conversation. The meaning of the conversation is that they heard that they have introduced some law, and now in Russia a child who has reached the age of 4 cannot be taken and handed over to a nursery. He will not be accepted there. Thus e. You can not be afraid of threats from parents about giving in the child. I lie next to the couch, I hear everything and tell them that you can just beat a child strongly, then youth justice will come, deprive the parents of their rights, and take the child to the nursery. They thought silently...

Do not need wisdom in old age, give me deceit in youth.

During the summer I went to work in the food department. At the end of August, it was discovered that a box with canned foods had disappeared. The monthly salary covered the shortage and even some pennies remained. I, of course, without a dispute made the money - it is the market, could and proze.
Four years later, she accidentally met her mistress in the store. She ran to me with apologies and gave a decent amount - it turns out, canned foods were found, and they could not find me (there were no canned foods yet). She suffered all these years.

The Aliens :
Why are people so happy?
The earth has made a rotation around the sun.
I said they were unreasonable.