I understood why sweets "Sea Cummings" are so called, after I broke a tooth about a slice inside :(

We had a tough matana teacher. Repeated 8 times. The admission to the exam was also received by the whole stream not from the first time. So he still had the habit of airing the audience before each couple and during the break. In any weather. And he walked all the time in windshields and velvet pants (both in winter and in summer... and he read lectures in the same clothes. If suddenly another came, everyone was in shock. And sometime in February on a break, opened the window, we are all sitting in jackets, cold, the tooth on the tooth does not fall, he stands in his windshield (under which only a T-shirt is worn) and says, "It's cold? and nothing. Meat is better stored in the cold. Why are you all trembling? I haven’t changed clothes since September...Why are you laughing? Who told you I didn’t get rid of it?"))

Young man in headsets, pass on the journey! The young man! Are you dumb?! to

mmorg Blood and Soul
The system message:
The player has a rare skill of Mind.
Fabka says: Yeah.. very rare skill in our time :)

80% of Russians are not ready to give up pirated content
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A: Yes, this is not a reference to the jurfake check.
B: Do the authors believe it? I thought they were weighing.

Description of the film:
Another film about TP, dreaming of living beautifully, by moving the legs. The fairy tale quickly ends and the reality begins, in which the grandmother understands that money should be earned by the mind, not the ancestor. Unfortunately, in our reality, this does not happen to the grandmother. Everyone thinks of themselves as an exceptional creature who thinks all the babies are stupid, and I am a queen. Therefore, the film is also worth watching for educational purposes, maybe somebody such a film will make to think and after school go not to the fool, but to the institute..))))) Although I am deceiving...)))

by Alexandra1987:
Director of the Glass Company:
- Someone comes to us and says, "I want to reserve my mercy". We ask: "From a gun, machine machine, rifle?"
In the sense? He is asking.
We take him to the demonstration hall, in which there are samples of armored glasses after field tests: one web from the PM, from the other half a bullet from the AK, etc.
The man looked and said:
That’s what everybody is (!) I will have to put new glasses!? to

And only rushed and restored the gift of speech, they offered him not to change the glass, but the country of residence :).