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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №10632
 02.10.2008
XXX - Daphne
YYY - Driving
XXX- shake, I went to the service center of the biline, I ask the type that I have the bilinean inet works badly?
YYY – and...
XXX - defacka - consultant grit, - I don't know, we ourselves sit on the megaphone)
YYY - ppc, that if you entered the service of the car and asked, like that I have a vase bad to ride, and they replied, we are on volvo.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №10631
 02.10.2008
We have almost no garbage containers in the country, so all the garbage is usually thrown into the forest. Well, here is about one formed landfill good people hanged the transport:
“Hello the fool,
Thanks for the rubbish.
Your family is cursed.
for 7 generations.
Send greetings to the family.
Drawing"


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10630
 02.10.2008
A friend in ASA writes:
I have a firefox cat here.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10629
 02.10.2008
FAQ: We build a house, invited an electrician to keep the light (in the evening). He comes the next day, asking why you didn’t come yesterday. The answer was genius.
Alex: I came yesterday night. your house lights didn’t burn and I thought there was no one at home and left.
FAQ: O_O SCHUK the N*H called!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10628
 02.10.2008
Lectures in Physics:

Imagine that a barrel has passed in front of your eyes...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10627
 02.10.2008
by Margo (
Like fragments as children?
Trawl
The children are still sitting in the eggs.
by Margo (
Be a true patriot of the country, release them to the world!
Trawl
Believe me, if I let them out, it will not affect the demography of the country in any way.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10626
 02.10.2008
xxx: I have a sticker hanging in front of my nose with the inscription "Do not eat"
Tagged: inventive
some time later
YYY: What are you doing?
Eat sandwiches
How about the sticker?
I am a rebel.

c) Abiotic

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №10625
 02.10.2008
Spammers have stopped writing to us about enlarge waur renis...

You see, we understood that the screw that we are putting on the job just has no place to increase.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10624
 02.10.2008
At one of the busiest crossroads of the city, a grandmother and a cat crossed the road on a red light.))) Witnesses were sick for the cat.
And they also say that people went angry and senseless... They just know how to assess the chances of survival...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10623
 02.10.2008
From the Student Forum:

XHH: We’re discussing the lectures here, and they’ve got their forum where they’re discussing us. The type of this group is shit, they need to go on, and if you do not explain something, you will ask questions. And this group is discharged, you can be late to them for half a couple and sleep at the seminar.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10622
 02.10.2008
Even a little, a teaspoon is already good!
Especially a full pot!and "
Slogan of funds

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №10621
 02.10.2008
And I associate the word "Ranetky" with the synonym of "Young Prostitutes"?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10620
 02.10.2008
Status of acquaintance in contact:
Svetlana ¦TMsovest© Shatrov Anyone have photos from the wedding of Denis and Nina, where are Denis and Nina?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10619
 02.10.2008
What is the name of the shit that brings all this shit together into one shit?
The server
Oh yeah fucking

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №10618
 02.10.2008
Unlikely to appreciate all the charm of 4 MB / sec one who did not sit on the cards at 16 KB / sec.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №10617
 02.10.2008
To this quote:
U.S. Vice-President candidate Sarah Palin believes that the greatest threat to the United States is “country dominated by Islamic extremism.” Such countries include Russia, Iran and North Korea.
They don’t like us, but here’s what was in the original:
HANNITY: Which countries today pose the most danger, in your view, to America?
PALIN: Any country that is going to house violent Islamic terrorists. We have to keep our eye, of course, on Iran. We've got to keep our eye on some of the ongoing activities in Russia, too. North Korea under the leadership of Kim Jong Il – there is a lot of concern there.
Feel the difference, idiots.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №10616
 02.10.2008
My mother-in-law is my own innocence. He burns up so he doesn’t understand what he said.
At the dinner table, the guests discuss the following:
Andrei looks so good lately.
The Grandmother is proud:
That’s because his wife takes a carrot every day.
And not noticing the stone red faces of all present, he adds:
Well with sugar. To improve the vision...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10615
 02.10.2008
A gift package.
Tomahawk and the Pipeline of Peace
Price: from 1958 rub.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10614
 02.10.2008
The students are burning.)
My sister performs homework in Russian, where you need to insert missed letters, with the help of T9 on a mobile phone... our future is in safe hands!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10613
 02.10.2008
Animemanga (14:49:36)
In general... I stand in the store... in a row... I buy juice... in the store... in the store... lunch... after all... So here... I stand in a row – behind me girls, aunts... in a row. pol.. and in front of me, the people who have already bought – also women. pol.. In short... I forget to give up and leave.. And here the seller-girl: "Girl with BIRDS, take the delivery...".. Like.. the rest have no breasts... I have red... So also a bit in that – that I have turned around... for some reason... hi..=)... although I was not the one girl in the store, and who has BIRDS..))))... Here...
thith (14:52:47)
Have you seen your breasts? Have you seen your breasts? It is now ?

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