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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №36852
 02.10.2010
and. A friend recently told me that he really liked the films of the trilogy "Lord of the Rings". He said, “It’s so fascinating that even a book about it should be written.”

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36851
 02.10.2010
She: To do you so bad?
Make me a fairy tale.
She: Which, bl**w, on the mine
He is a fairy tale...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36850
 02.10.2010
I am going today, I see the dog has made a bunch and sees traces with his feet. And then it goes backwards. Okay, I think she seems to be more pleasant. Then I hear a wild whispering dog, walking... entered the open front door of the lighthouse. And behind the car was a girl... And this girl was frightened.:-) and the dog, scared of the girl, made another bunch in the cabin... The whole street watched the girl chase the dog, shouting:' well, you shouted in my car???'. The day promises to be fun.and :-)

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №36849
 02.10.2010
Hi to you,

From corporate mail:

Everyone is requested to send their photos to the local site, so that employees know each other "in the face".

The photo should preferably be about 200*150 pixels.

Those who do not send photos before 04.10 will be photographed “in the corridor, as it happened”, or will be used photos from corporations.

thank you.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №36848
 02.10.2010
111: Drink it and let it go around.
222: So we are both!
Chapter 111: Let’s Leave!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №36847
 02.10.2010
I went to McDonald’s for lunch with a friend.
We eat on the street, warm, summer.
I decided to buy another sauce.
Monza: I come and see: two pigeons are eating my bigmack, and this fool is filming it all on the phone...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №36846
 02.10.2010
A 7-year-old boy’s story about programmers
In the profession of a programmer, there’s nothing I don’t like, except that girls like programmers and everyone wants to get married to them, and therefore women need to be pursued so that they don’t get hindered from working.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №36845
 02.10.2010
Zold: What love of the game is I really understood when I saw three servers in one office: Terran, Zerg and Protos.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №36844
 02.10.2010
Now I bought a medicine at the pharmacy, and there on the packaging is a colored cow that runs on the lawn and throws flowers. Now I’m really scared to read "Binary Actions".

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36843
 02.10.2010
Lighting a dark street with an iPhone is a bad sign.
Yyy: especially when the SIM cards crash under your feet

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36842
 02.10.2010
of Moscow. Today on the parking lot "only for a/m good" symbolically stood a container (on wheels) with garbage. Really a rubbish.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №36841
 02.10.2010
She talks to distant relatives on the phone.
Oh bad health! The thyroid is sick, the head hurts, the liver hurts, the heart colitis, the stomach and pancreas hurts... fucking, I was sick too!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36840
 02.10.2010
From the ICQ:
xxx is a joke ?
xxx: in the letter instead of Anton, good day, I wrote Anton, good, Anton)))))))
xxx: he even called me back now, asked why I was stepping over him

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36839
 02.10.2010
I would like to see the house in half an hour.
I suggest you go in half an hour.
Hm... I didn’t think about that.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36838
 02.10.2010
The new copyright law.

The Mad Mike:
Imagine a prison in a few years. Mother sits down and asks each other who is sitting for what:
I sat down for the Avatar in HD.
I sat down for Vista.
And there will be new shots. On the shoulders and knees "Top User", and on the back the list =)))

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №36837
 02.10.2010
I slept 13 hours. What a strange, incomprehensible feeling... I think this feeling is called "sleeping out"...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №36836
 02.10.2010
My colleague gave up philosophy 19 times. The last two times already on "bis".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №36835
 02.10.2010
Today Marat and I stood at the stop, immediately after the universe.
There was nothing to do, but the fool kilograms came into my head, I took and wrote on the notebook the word "smile!"And Marat and I began to show his people the buses passing by.
Everyone’s reaction was different, who smiled, who scratched the rows (this kind of idiots!) But most of all pleased the guy who on our "Smile!!!" got his leaflet with the inscription "How I am ZAYB@LSJA!"...
There was a stop :)

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36834
 02.10.2010
I am constantly killed by the need to sit in a dark room and say to my wife:
Light, turn on the light.

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №36833
 02.10.2010
Good evening to all! Since I’ve been very ugly fired today from the company that makes your favorite M&Ms, I’ll reveal to you a terrible secret: eventually Red and Yellow will be together. Yes, somewhere far beyond the ocean, the uncles-pearers made them blue.

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