and. A friend recently told me that he really liked the films of the trilogy "Lord of the Rings". He said, “It’s so fascinating that even a book about it should be written.”

She: To do you so bad?
Make me a fairy tale.
She: Which, bl**w, on the mine
He is a fairy tale...

I am going today, I see the dog has made a bunch and sees traces with his feet. And then it goes backwards. Okay, I think she seems to be more pleasant. Then I hear a wild whispering dog, walking... entered the open front door of the lighthouse. And behind the car was a girl... And this girl was frightened.:-) and the dog, scared of the girl, made another bunch in the cabin... The whole street watched the girl chase the dog, shouting:' well, you shouted in my car???'. The day promises to be fun.and :-)

Hi to you,

From corporate mail:

Everyone is requested to send their photos to the local site, so that employees know each other "in the face".

The photo should preferably be about 200*150 pixels.

Those who do not send photos before 04.10 will be photographed “in the corridor, as it happened”, or will be used photos from corporations.

thank you.

111: Drink it and let it go around.
222: So we are both!
Chapter 111: Let’s Leave!

I went to McDonald’s for lunch with a friend.
We eat on the street, warm, summer.
I decided to buy another sauce.
Monza: I come and see: two pigeons are eating my bigmack, and this fool is filming it all on the phone...

A 7-year-old boy’s story about programmers
In the profession of a programmer, there’s nothing I don’t like, except that girls like programmers and everyone wants to get married to them, and therefore women need to be pursued so that they don’t get hindered from working.

Zold: What love of the game is I really understood when I saw three servers in one office: Terran, Zerg and Protos.

Now I bought a medicine at the pharmacy, and there on the packaging is a colored cow that runs on the lawn and throws flowers. Now I’m really scared to read "Binary Actions".

Lighting a dark street with an iPhone is a bad sign.
Yyy: especially when the SIM cards crash under your feet

of Moscow. Today on the parking lot "only for a/m good" symbolically stood a container (on wheels) with garbage. Really a rubbish.

She talks to distant relatives on the phone.
Oh bad health! The thyroid is sick, the head hurts, the liver hurts, the heart colitis, the stomach and pancreas hurts... fucking, I was sick too!

From the ICQ:
xxx is a joke ?
xxx: in the letter instead of Anton, good day, I wrote Anton, good, Anton)))))))
xxx: he even called me back now, asked why I was stepping over him

I would like to see the house in half an hour.
I suggest you go in half an hour.
Hm... I didn’t think about that.

The new copyright law.

The Mad Mike:
Imagine a prison in a few years. Mother sits down and asks each other who is sitting for what:
I sat down for the Avatar in HD.
I sat down for Vista.
And there will be new shots. On the shoulders and knees "Top User", and on the back the list =)))

I slept 13 hours. What a strange, incomprehensible feeling... I think this feeling is called "sleeping out"...

My colleague gave up philosophy 19 times. The last two times already on "bis".

Today Marat and I stood at the stop, immediately after the universe.
There was nothing to do, but the fool kilograms came into my head, I took and wrote on the notebook the word "smile!"And Marat and I began to show his people the buses passing by.
Everyone’s reaction was different, who smiled, who scratched the rows (this kind of idiots!) But most of all pleased the guy who on our "Smile!!!" got his leaflet with the inscription "How I am ZAYB@LSJA!"...
There was a stop :)

I am constantly killed by the need to sit in a dark room and say to my wife:
Light, turn on the light.

Good evening to all! Since I’ve been very ugly fired today from the company that makes your favorite M&Ms, I’ll reveal to you a terrible secret: eventually Red and Yellow will be together. Yes, somewhere far beyond the ocean, the uncles-pearers made them blue.