Diana Udovichenko
There was a mosquito in the bathroom. Very thin and very hungry. Because we do not sleep in the bathroom, and when we go there, we get rid of the mosquito. He can’t eat for a few days. We can’t hit him either – he sees us and hides behind the curtain. From there, he attacks, misses, and again hides. He does not find a way out when we open the door, he has no time to escape.
The mosquito completely swallowed from exhaustion, and, noticing a man, swallowed bass. I have never heard mosquitoes cry like this.
I even feel sorry for him. How long does the animal not feed? I would have died, or I would feel like a monster.

So why did you take that all women need an iPhone, a shirt, boots and go to the sea once a year? I had two iPhones, it was racing out a lot, especially some perpendicular logic in preserving and updating libraries. I moved two years ago to a good smartphone on Android, which I can configure for myself exactly as I need (not as Apple needs), and back to the iPhone I will not return even with a fee. I don’t need a shirt, thank you, I have a warm long jacket enough. I’ll buy my shoes myself, or maybe I’ll do the shoes too. I go on vacation at my choice, not necessarily to the sea. Not necessarily every year, but it depends on the workload. So what? It is funny to hear the reasoning from the parallel reality that once again stamps women in the wicked mercantilism, while the poor exploited men are killed at work, only to satisfy any capricious content. Change the circle of communication.

xxx: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Fuck, I’ll fit perfectly.
XXX: The Blade
XXX: I did not think.
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I recall the tarification of paid social services - mainly on the topic of the household. At the same time, they were still undervalued for pensioners and disabled people. And here, on a young healthy man, the unworking wife actually works (even though she would be paid a very viable salary from the grandmothers for the same coughing and coughing) - as a maid, for the fact that when she is cooking for him, she can eat a little from the same products)))
Another trick is that as long as the wife or mother does everything, there is no money in the house, even a washing machine, but as soon as a part of the homework falls on the man, as soon as a magical opportunity arises, and the washing machine, and the dishwasher, and the vacuum cleaner - both earn exactly as much as before. The mystic.

Here I just bought a smartphone, 6 android 5500 p. Vacation in Thailand is not in the season 23 thousand for a row 12 days, in the season - 35. It is natural, 3*, we are working women, not bourgeois. Shirt - muton, "autoledi" from 25 to 45, there is nothing inaccessible. A monthly salary of 40,000. Food per week is about 5 thousand. Two children, school and institute. The car is an old Toyota, looks modest, but it will survive all your pelvis, on gasoline 4 thousand a month. What is wrong?! I have enough, a screwdriver and an electric lobby, which man I have in the house!?!? To spend a month on food not 16, but 30 thousand! To fly on vacation, not when I wanted, but when it was released, so important that 2 weeks can not be without it? To tell me what I eat and how to dress?Did you ask for the morning mines? You overestimate your role in a woman’s life.

Listened to another MIT mixer. xxx is a very attractive guy, yyy is a madmuazel after a cocktail. The phase "comes back" is missed.

YYY: Wow, what are you doing?
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The Doctor? What about O-O?
XX: The Master of Arts. Metamaterials and medicine.
YYY: How interesting!! (I try to tap into the palms), but what are metamaterials?
xxx: (more strangely) it means from shit, sticks and isolants
xxx: (pause, even more sharply) only without isolants
yyy: (in confusion, involving taking it for the elbow) about 3D printing?
XXX: Yes with a breath. Often without a stick, too.

(He puts the undrunken beer on the bench and leaves, apparently hanging)

They want to live in someone else’s apartment, not to move their finger, and even to be served. It is better to live alone, and only periodically fuck them.

It is also easier for us to live at home and to fuck you periodically. No shrimp with excess cleaning, meat in industrial quantities, report where and with whom you gathered in the evening - you also do not need to. Beauty, comfort and happiness.

A woman wants a coat, boots, sea a few times a year and a new iPhone? It will ensure it all for itself. And we can eat peelings without any problems, yes.

So where do you, Scuco, find babies who can't provide their own phone and vacation? An anecdote about a blonde in the mid-1990s. Wherever I look - all the aunts are working, all provide themselves, and often even children are drawn (in the folder, everything is difficult, not to alimony)

I work in a factory, the department is engaged in metalworking. Two girls-colleagues in the lunch break emotionally discuss on the topic "how to correctly call their chosen". My name is "boy". “No, it’s kind of childish, I disagree. This is a young man". -" And it is too long! I will call it MCH!". Here the door unexpectedly opens, the face of the head of the shop is shown: "MH is molybdenum! There’s another MFP, it’s getting better! And in general, ladies, lunch ended 10 minutes ago!

XXX: How is the weather?
YYY: It’s hard to say...
yyy: bound a white wool hat – so that the sun didn’t burn her head.

Yesterday I went with my wife to buy an uninterruptor for a compass. The wife says - "let's buy a little more heater"?
I said, added it to the order.
We sit and wait for the order to be collected next to the delivery window.
One storage to another:
"Look how great people invented it. Even if the electricity of the house is turned off - they still have warm for a while".

Tolkien has a remarkable expression of the Gandalf fireworks in the form of a dragon "as real, only smaller".

Given that at least one participant of the celebration saw the dragon personally...)

Do you personally earn as much as your husband, or even more (as he goes to the store instead of you)? Are you ready to drag, mount and maintain furniture and household appliances instead? Do you do small home repairs?

Oh well ok. I earned as much as my husband. In addition to the fact that I was paid regularly, and he was "promised". They lived in an apartment I owned half with my elderly father. No household appliances and furniture he pulled or serviced, because we had no money to buy it. No to lie. Purchased a computer "s "s "s "s. Well, not heavier than the bags of foods I carried for my family, but much less. Small home repairs? Do not mock my shoes. Why did he have to do repairs in someone else’s apartment? You ask why I endured? Loved very much. Like a cat. And he regularly included the fool as the same cat in all household matters, until he finally fled to freedom, to feats. Looking for a new babysitter.

Have you forgotten the multivarka?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! to
A week has passed. 😉
I am afraid to open it.
Are you afraid she will sail?
I am afraid that she will fall on her legs and will get strong.

(C)Porto with Geektimes

"-We are in one large gravitational hole of the entire Galaxy."

This is what scientists say! Not "in the opera", but "in the gravitational pit"!

How can a teacher teach without a school? to rehearse? And what, will he be able to write an attestation on the middle education of at least one child?

children, before throwing the dirt type "generation EGE" (ha, I universe finished years before... before the invention of EGE), study the match. There is "family education": the child studies at home, and in school only passes the exams and the same GIA-EGE. For these purposes, parents can even take money from the state, usually given to the school. Several such parents unite and hire such teachers to arrange them. As a result, the child also receives education, and the certificate - and the teacher works as "IP on the patent". Everyone is happy, as it was said in Eralash.
I will not say about neurosurgeon, I will say about reconstructive orthopedics. This is when the joints change. The equipment is similar. There are many clinics that are a surprise! - invite surgeons for specific operations. The room, license, sales department is a clinic. A surgeon either agrees to lead a particular patient for the agreed amount or not. Shut up?
In plastic and reconstructive jaw-face, 80 percent of surgeons do so. Only 20% of the salary. Nothing breaks down, no horror happens.

Previously, in Russia, they were thanked with borsy puppies, now loves.

A person of mature age has two main problems: how to live to retirement, and how to survive on it.

Listened in a conversation in the gym between the coach and a very full newcomer. The newcomer is on the weights. The coach says:
Look at it at 10000. Exactly one hundred...Who are you working for? Work is moving?
I work in the Chamber of Measures and Weights Center. Work is static.
I think it will be fun with him here.

Two Russians are talking.
I want to go to Novgorod.
In which?
The Kremlin of red brick.
Both are red.
Nearly 500 km before him.
Nearly 500 km to both.
Where Governor Nikitin
Both are now governor Nikitin.
Oh yeah Nafig! I will go to Rostov!
In which?? to