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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №158763
 02.10.2022
After the dembel, I came back into my beloved’s arms. She lived in a neighboring town with mine. Her parents knew that their daughter had a caregiver, but they looked after their pigeon not very carefully. They often drove to the country, leaving the daughter alone, and I used this gap in parental control armor very effectively, putting her integrity at risk. She was not against. Our relations were almost platonic in nature, but with the prospect of raising the demographic level of the country. Everything was serious. But I didn’t rush to meet my parents, I knew it wasn’t time yet.

The devil accelerated the process.

Returning from the other end of the city, my king and I fell under a heavy rain and washed out. When I came home to her, I dropped my wet clothes and went to the bathroom, and at that moment the bell was heard.

The mother's heart, to see, felt awkward, and the parents returned two days earlier than planned. My lady panicked, and stuck me as it is, in some only cowards, in the closet, and hiding things. It was very uncomfortable in the closet. Something whispered, whispered, ticked his nose. I do not advise anyone to hide in the closet. Better under the bed.

In general, I, as a real soldier, courageously endured the turmoil and the burdens of humble affairs. Twenty minutes passed. The parents began to question the daughter. My mother was looking for something to find. He enters the room.

“Anya, why do you have such a mess in your bed and the same mess in your closet?

He opens the door. He sees me in shorts.

I say :

Hi to you.

My mother says:

The cape...

He closes the closet.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №158762
 02.10.2022
At first, the people wanted to spend more time at home and to get time for the series - the coronavirus happened.



Then the people wanted the coronavirus with its limitations to be finally forgotten - the WHO happened.



I would not advise you to “wish it all ended sooner.”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158761
 02.10.2022
I was kidnapped by the Gypsies at the age of seven. Going from school, a woman approached, asked to show the road to the store, the way through the courtyards went, well, I went without a glance of conscience. After a few meters the car stopped and the woman said it was her friends and sooner it would be, I sat in the car and realized that something was wrong only when we drove as many streets past the store. I asked to let go, very persistently, and open the door, but the man who sat next to me grabbed me and shrugged my mouth. In general, I was thrown into a basement, and in the morning the woman took me through the courtyard to the station and told me to sit near the peron and ask for money from everyone in a row, and that whoever does not "work", he does not eat, she sat next to me. I was in such a stress that I sat for a couple of hours so, and as I recovered that was even ripped through the crowd, and then from the station where the eyes look, and I was lucky, I stumbled on a colleague nearby, he took me to my father and I told them everything with tears. My father and the men then searched for this swallow at the station all night but found no one. In general... Teach children not to trust anyone on the street, for me it could have ended badly. Many times the dream dreamed where I flee from it, but over time it ceased... Now I feel I can see it again...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №158760
 02.10.2022
Xxx: Two weeks ago I turned 49. And today I had a firstborn with a height of 56 cm and a weight of 4500!!! The best gift in life!



Yyy: I congratulate you. According to the statistics on the life expectancy of men, your son is 85% likely to celebrate his 18 years without a father.



Zzz: You have the gift of congratulating people.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №158759
 02.10.2022
She did not serve in the army, she was not a feminist.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158758
 02.10.2022
C is very unusual. The call:
Are you repairing reinforcers? I have an old Soviet, named Kumir,
Yes we repair.
You don’t change the details, do you?
Such a flashback from my youth, when I was squeezed for the first two or three years and didn’t know what to answer. Then came up and today after a long break (these idiots disappeared for some reason) used again:
Are you a thief?
... and so on.? to
People usually judge by themselves. That is, if in your temporary disposal comes a thing from which you can get something out / replace, the essence of stealing, you will not slow to do it?
He replied something in the sense of “How dare you say that!” He replied, “Well, do you dare than I am better?” And with your reinforcer, we cannot help, sorry, goodbye.”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158757
 02.10.2022
Two people talk:

I am a ticker, a practical psychologist, a teta-hiller and a saxess coach.

I am also a thief and a thief.

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