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[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №72468
 02.11.2012
From a conversation with the client:

I am a technician, an engineer. We provide functionality! So if you have x#$, then my job is to make it stand the required time in the right place. But to hang beautifully is not for me, it is for the designers.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №72467
 02.11.2012
In the lesson:
Teacher: I remember the xxx and I ask him all the time, and he thinks when the teacher will be behind him.
Hey, you are an extravagant!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72466
 02.11.2012
About Hurricane Sandy:

xxx: We have roads made of chewed paper, and they have good asphalt that breaks, not crumbles.

YYY: The house they have is not made of brick, but of a good fence, which does not collapse during hurricanes, but technically moves in the direction of the wind.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №72465
 02.11.2012
XXX: I am printing
XXX: I see, on the floor of the sheet fucking what it is
XXX: touched
XXX: by the feeling of wax
XXX: I think "What is the Houthi, where is the wax in the printer?
XXX: Printing another sheet
XXX: There was this jerk, but there were still BOSS on the sheet.
XXX: And here I understood
XXX: The shield of a tarakani settled in the printer
XXX: Sleeping in peace
XXX: Here I Am
XXX: Included
XXX: He went with the card
XXX and BAC
YYY: The Fucks
YYY: How You Could
XXX: No Tarrant
XXX: Unknown

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №72464
 02.11.2012
Tell me the password from your wifi!
Nisha: Did you come to visit just because there is no nita at home?
Arnold: No, not just that. to buried

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №72463
 02.11.2012
From the forum "Sweden".

By the way, a child of some kind from the kindergarten pulled a bunch of socks. How to figure out - where is mine, everything mixed up. The other children went home barefoot.
In general, everyone was washed and brought back to the garden, they were there for another month in sight, nobody took - thought of others.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72462
 02.11.2012
Anja is fine, it works. She made a tattoo over her head, a goat pen - a symbol of a journalist, a hoole.
WOW: guy...and I as a marketer what to paint over the lobby?)))
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Well, maybe something in the spirit "Hurry! The last stick may be for you!")
Buy in the first hole in the second get free? 😉
XHH: not free - with 50% discount
I invented it, man! Write simply: here could be your advertisement!)
This could be yours...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №72461
 02.11.2012
I decided to live a full life.
Do you stop drinking?
I’m removing the film from the screen of my mobile phone.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72460
 02.11.2012
...
I think it’s good 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

Alexey: Katya, you’re not worthy to have keys 9 and 0 on the keyboard.

Katy Perry: Why...?O O O O

Alexey: Katia, apparently the key 7 also...

Katya: Yes, what is it? I can’t understand you =)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72459
 02.11.2012
He tried to call his uncle, and he dropped everything. Then I received a message:
I'm from the tablet, it's burning in the electric talk.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №72458
 02.11.2012
She said that type you’re my ex and should stay in the past, I tried to explain to her that there’s nothing between us.
WOW: You would say that I am your very good and close friend and that I don’t like you.
As a woman
Though I am very beautiful

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №72457
 02.11.2012
You won’t believe, but every year, two, I take cats from the same tree. And grey, and white, and black, and various ones.

Major on tavria: and cats, meanwhile, probably have a belief that if you climb the same tree, you will always be shot by the same person :D

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №72456
 02.11.2012
Topic on the forum: "I like long beautiful dresses, corsets. It is a pity that we will never wear such clothes. Would you like to go to a 18th-19th century ball in a time machine? Living a little at that time? I’ve been dreaming a lot lately."

One of the answers: "Most of all, I love the fact that the authors are all very confident in their noble origins. And will bring you, the author, the time machine directly to the senoval or to the cowhouse, to clean the straw for the cow, and to squeeze with the carpenter.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №72455
 02.11.2012
A.PIn my school years, I used to
the name of various strict laws and
The theories. It didn’t sound good, so I decided.
Not becoming a genius.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72454
 02.11.2012
Commentary of the English supporter during EURO 2012:
A great game! Taras Shevchenko scored two great goals. Now I understand why they named the street and museum in his honor. The atmosphere in Fanzone!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №72453
 02.11.2012
xxx: fucking my subordinate asked out of work earlier.. to the Tretyakov gallery.. xxx: could not refuse :D

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №72452
 02.11.2012
XXX: And in the park, it is quiet, quiet, and dark
YYY: It is dark...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
And all the people with wheelchairs.
YYY: hard-working people hopelessly carry their cheerless wheelchairs into the dark depths of the dark park under black clouds that overshadowed the tragic sky of despair.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №72451
 02.11.2012
There is no concept of “people” for power. There is the term “taxpayer”.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №72450
 02.11.2012
In 1960, the Olympic champion in the marathon completely unexpectedly became the unknown Ethiopian Abebe Bekila. He, the only runner, crossed the distance barefoot. Commentators and specialists considered this a decisive factor in Beckyla's victory - he said, he did not drag on an extra load in the form of shoes.
For this reason, at the next Olympic Games, the majority of marathoners started barefoot, but Beckyla won again - but already in shoes.
And at the previous Olympics, as it later turned out, he performed without a special running shoe simply because the poor Ethiopian had no money for it.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №72449
 02.11.2012
Here’s why our state is Africa’s next $40 billion debt. dollar can forgive, and my tax debt of 40 kopecks - no?

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