The ancient Hindus had such a military trick. They dressed horses as elephants. Wear special headscarves on horses with a hood, all that. A funny little elephant. The trick was that enemy combat elephants refused to attack such horses because they thought they were not horses, but elephants. The horses, of course, had no sentimental feelings for elephants.

Before legalizing prostitutes, they need to remove parliamentary immunity.

The husband raises his son:
When you grow up, you will decide what to do.

I cried quietly,
The expression of the husband’s face at that moment is invaluable.

Officially it sounds like this: " a person or country - conduct a policy of double standards "
And we, in the ordinary people, instead say more yumko - he is a pidaras!

Reply to Ali:
The seller was mute, drank blood, but the money was returned, and that's not all. The description did not quite correspond to the reality and he in the process of the dispute began there to edit something in the description. I would not recommend it. The Chinese is a shit.

The server fell to the floor.
The Dial-Up
Silence, my office, do not cry.
Without any hassle > :)

I write to FB with my conservative teacher. A lady of old age, a professor, deserved such a whole, but our relationship with her is simple. We rewrite, and the keyboard on the laptop is slightly split, because it sometimes doubles the characters. Here is my replica:
He was in a mess!!! to
- Dear, I don't understand, the last term is from geography, or is it from anatomy? There follows a blatant response.

Would we meet?

Hi, do we know each other?

Oleg: We know you, so I asked you: "Let’s get to know you?"

Are we acquainted? Is it?

Fuck it...

A bit of reality scilab

Function of Sample()
for(ch = 1 : 3)
Wave; // This line somewhat unknown way does everything
It is just a wicked sorcery.
wave(ch) = wave(ch) + 3;
...

You know, I think every person is crystal inside.
As a goose
XXX What?
Yyy: Well, Gus-Crystal, the city is like that
XXX: Who am I in front of?