Conversation in bed:
-Blin, I just normally and exactly crossed the bed today, and it was flat until you came!! to
Did we do anything? O-O
I didn’t really move...oh!

I read the news site:

Sobchak entrusted the conduct of his campaign in social networks Adagamov
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Dog in Domodedovo will be taught to distinguish between euro and yuan by smell

I read the news right for the third time.

I went to the metro today from work. There is a guy sitting next to him playing in FIFA. The screen is big, I sit watching his game, like some kind of activity, not so boring.
The crowd is filled on the ring, a man of 35, comes in, stands up over us. He saw football, looking down to the game with interest, two stops looking closely, then when the people relaxed, he opens the backpack, gets a beer, opens and continues to watch with beer =)
He watched the match with such interest, right on the face can be seen how he experienced. It was a pity he had to go out earlier, it was interesting how he would celebrate the victory =)

The MFO:
I was offended. And for what! I wore it for 2 hours (!) I chose the appearance of the character in Warcraft.
I tried to find out where the hairdresser was located.

“Let it be their secret.” Why do we need this secret? They say, “Let no one be tempted.” This is the strangest thing about homophobia. Some striking uncertainty in sexual orientation, yours and others. It turns out that heterosexuality holds on a thin thread of ignorance. It literally hangs on the hair. You will find out that there are gay, you will meet, don't give god, in life - and all, a missing man.

To awaken the sensuality of any orientation to teenagers is sufficient for each other, it has always been enough and will always be.
Therefore, the only effective means of preventing homosexuality among minors can only be to keep them in single chambers with feeding through a window by the face of an unknown sex, which is better over time to replace with a machine. There are no patterns on the wallpaper. There is no other means. We need to think about the relevant bill. Nothing will help any more. And this too.
Alexander Baunov

The first job at 29 years old, immediately an engineer with a salary of one and a half thousand euros, without knowledge of the local foreign language. English and Russian are usually enough.
Just an engineer.

What did he live for before?

Spacey approached him on the street when he came out of the bar to smoke. Bill claims that the artist showed him a penis and then gave him his precious Swiss clock.

They were measured.
Spacey has lost.

A colleague told the story (after the first person):

I am standing in the subway, waiting for a friend. They agreed to meet, but he was late. I don’t like it and I don’t understand it, but I stand, I wait. And suddenly a puppy appears nearby, and begins to run at his legs, a good one, quite small, strong, cute. Clearly a homeless.

It was a pity, he sat down, grabbed, and the dog is good, good, pleased with attention. I took him on my arms, literally a minute passes, suddenly a woman comes in. He stood up, looked at me, wondered:

Do you sell a puppy?

How much do you give?

- Well, a maximum of a thousand - the woman begins to justify slightly, and explains - my daughter has long wanted a dog, I want to delight. A little money.

Okay, okay, all right, take for six hundred, and that’s all.

The woman rejoices, begins to confuse a little, wants to take a puppy, and I say:

Yes, I see you are a good man, kind, take it like this. Nothing need.

The woman is happy, takes a puppy, thanks.

So the puppy and arranged in a few minutes)