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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55821
 02.11.2011
I always knew that under the word "man's responsibility" women mean complete and unambiguous submission to themselves, fulfillment of their desires. Even if it’s a simple trick she won’t remember tomorrow. A man must do it! For example, what a man wants, he can forget, buried forever... offensive.
Before the wedding, all the girls are so gentle, kind, understanding. As soon as Mendelssohn sounded like that!
NATO does not know that the main tyranny is not in Libya, but at home!
WOW: I repeat again: take the child out of the kindergarten and go home! No friends and no beer.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №55820
 02.11.2011
I: Dear... I am pregnant. I have a pregnancy test under my nose.
He: Strange... It’s dry and doesn’t smell at all.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55819
 02.11.2011
M: Girl, how old are you?
There will be 35
M is oh! You look so young!
As long as I am 15.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55818
 02.11.2011
Judging by the sounds coming out of the pipe, a colleague sitting next to it advises on corporate law, and they in response cheerfully shout under the sounds of a bullshit.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55817
 02.11.2011
Camper-1(06:10)>aga..burn such forums. I once read this one -) I sucked him for half an hour, my jaw still hurts, and he didn't say thank you.. left and didn't call! And advice on how to get revenge.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №55816
 02.11.2011
Karoche, Ui, Izda and Jiggura.
yyyy:Oksan, you are like an adult girl - right to write shit shit D**rd

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №55815
 02.11.2011
XXX: When you’re going to be operated for the second time, it’s always worse. You know what the consequences are =(
YYY: Well, when you want to remove appendicitis for the second time...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №55814
 02.11.2011
I went to smoke on the balcony. The balcony is common, everyone smokes.
On the balcony stands and smokes a very beautiful girl and talks on the phone. Well, I think, now I will agree, I will meet, I will hear the dialogue:
And he is? mmm...
And she is? mmm...
Oh well you!! to

The desire to get acquainted immediately disappeared.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55813
 02.11.2011
Shishkin: And what do you think, if Boris stops drinking, they and Lola will divorce?

Zinger: I think if Boris stops drinking, they will finally meet Lola.

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