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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72448
 02.11.2012
Pregnancy occurs in several stages. Alpha version - there is no abdomen, but there are a lot of bugs: nausea, dizziness, etc. The beta version is characterized by the appearance of abdominal and fixed alpha version bugs. There is pre-release preparation and release. Release is best conducted in a well-known and established company.
And after the release, there is a lot of production process as a technical support for the project.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №72447
 02.11.2012
Conversation with Father (O) He is behind the compass. I just came from work too.
I stand behind his back.

O – What do I need?
My father’s attention is lacking.
Oh, shit what...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №72446
 02.11.2012

I sit, I code no one, here the sleeping neighbor gives...
I am a shit.
Oh shit, are you sleeping?
- Yes
and real?
- Yes
He is really sleeping!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №72445
 02.11.2012
- If Kalashnikov did not understand in weapons, but in online games, then Allody Online would be the greatest game in human history :)
Thus e. Would allodes be cheap, undisputed, and the whole of Africa would play in them?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №72444
 02.11.2012
<x> January report
<x>October*
<yy> a new month introduced? and :)
<x> if October then it is rather March renamed.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №72443
 02.11.2012
I took a friend’s ride in the NFS on a compass to pursue.
Driving for a couple of days was fun. I think I’m running a driving simulator.
Description of a link on one of the torrents (literally):

The driving simulator. The virtual driver.
Translation: Only in Russian.
Genre: The educational program.
Developer: No matter (men some) O_o

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №72442
 02.11.2012
I am crap as I am not sleeping. I have a catastrophic lack of sleep. I work and I want to sleep. I eat and I want to sleep. I sleep and I want to sleep!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №72441
 02.11.2012
From the description of the private viewing function:
When you’re online, Firefox stores a lot of information to help you: which websites you’ve visited, what files you’ve downloaded, and more. However, at some point, you may not want other users of your computer to see this information. For example, if you are going to buy a birthday present.

It is a gift :)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №72440
 02.11.2012
Discussion of what Win8 hanged on the presentation:
...
1 of VU. and 98.
2nd Tradition, continuity and everything in that spirit.
Three Nevertheless, only the sky is winner.
It has been hanging for centuries...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №72439
 02.11.2012
neo: and I know now when 2 strips is great
The Chevrolet Camaro

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №72438
 02.11.2012
Gmail just pleased me so much!
I am sending a letter, the information window pops up "Dear, in the letter there is a phrase "see. the application", and the file you attached forgot. Do we send it as it is?"
Thank you brothers and sisters))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №72437
 02.11.2012
XX: Tell me something about yourself.
YYY: I am an idiot. Is this a complete characteristic of my personality?
The idiots can’t talk.
YYY: And I am an idiot. I am different in intelligence and wisdom.

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