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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38278
 02.11.2010
XXX is
You just see that many things change their value for you... something becomes more important, and another loses its meaning... because it did not make sense at first... you give meaning to things yourself, and it happens that not to those things)

YYYY
and

XXX is
Does the brain hurt? XD is

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38277
 02.11.2010
Shushik (22:13) :
Where is Dynamo on your side?
Sergey (22:15) :
I didn’t understand, I promised my wife.
Shushik (22:15) :
Wife or Wife
Sergey (22:16) :
is not

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №38276
 02.11.2010
10.10 to Halloween. There are elections in our city. The wicked raised and used to ballot in the town council.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №38275
 02.11.2010
The night. I lie with a girl in bed. The boy joked and kept silent. Well, I think, now I will embrace and go to sleep. I try to embrace:
Do not touch me!! to
I clean my hand (I clean my hand)
No is! You hug me, but don’t touch me!
0 to 0?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №38274
 02.11.2010
She is:
You are the most superhero.
She is:
I swear to you!!!!! to
He is:
You are yourself!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38273
 02.11.2010
AutoVAZ makes good money, taking advantage of the fact that its products have an external resemblance to the car.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №38272
 02.11.2010
What is the difference between a person with a secondary education and a person with a higher education?

The fact that at the end of school a person comes out with the knowledge of the school program and lives with them, and the graduate of the university in the course of 5-6 years is forced to forget what was taught in school.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №38271
 02.11.2010
Yes, we had a case in Ukraine. One comrade decided to smash his organization and wrote a letter to Word that he had laid a bomb and all that...Send by mail from an internet cafe, from another city (conspirator, shit). The office caused mentions (or SBU, he knows...), and those looked at the properties of the document: FIO and detailed data on which organization Word belongs. He wrote at the workplace.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38270
 02.11.2010
Only in our country is this possible - a lift was stolen in our entrance! In the bus, my mom told me, the boys opposite defended :DD

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №38269
 02.11.2010
In the column "the method of application" -"...bla,bla,bla apply once every 4 hours,...bla,bla,bla... after use do not take food 4(!!!) I think I understand how these pills work.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38268
 02.11.2010
The boss smells again.
On the matter?
It is: literally

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38267
 02.11.2010
Nerd: How you call the boat, so it is... In short, a couple of years ago, it made me call a cat an energy giant.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №38266
 02.11.2010
YYY> I wonder why all of the sisadmines I’ve seen use a strange square with iron toothbrushes?

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №38265
 02.11.2010
Mathematics in the Home)
M is m?Minus to minus is a plus.
Tagged with: Actually
here coffee on the key pour - minus,
And the cat on the key is a minus.
and pour coffee on the cat on the key - as a result of which the key is alive, and the cat is no longer suitable for the comp - very even a plus!!!)))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №38264
 02.11.2010
Olegek: wife of Luzhkov sells the company "Inteko"
NMancer: to whom?
Wife of the Sabbath?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №38263
 02.11.2010
Two people talk:
One: did you hear that the State Duma accepted chemical castration for pedophiles?
The other: Yes. Finally, it’s time to take on these pedophiles in the state Duma!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №38262
 02.11.2010
I changed the language of Vkontakte to Pre-Revolutionary... used to change the photo... Read...

Attention: His Emperor's Majesty's decree that anyone who does not want to download the images of the eightѣs, and does not want to paste the photo card with advertising, will go to Siberia.

Beware of spammers! = = )

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №38261
 02.11.2010
On the employer’s websites:
Strangely enough, work is the main source of income for almost 100% of the world’s population.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №38260
 02.11.2010

Q: Do you know I want a new year?
What is NUK?
This is such a country!
I would really give you a normal country, with animals in the zoo, children in school and people at work.
Millions of people are asking for such a gift.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №38259
 02.11.2010
Sandro Kun: The boss is on vacation, in the department - a mess and a mess. Yesterday, colleagues came in, knocked on a sign on the door "Collect Therapy Cabinet". Below are the topics of the day. "Today: Anal block as a way to fix the tail". My colleagues looked strange. He showed them other themes of the day – “Passive Passionaries,” “Coprofagia: What They Eat With,” “Angelica and the Brain: And Why?” My colleagues were not calm.

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