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If the strip of your lives has fallen below 50% after close contact with your enemy’s vehicle, you may miss a bit of gold!

The strings, again bad at night tried, from the morning in the best not to read anything.

Sometimes Maggie reminds me of a sausage from a tail:
prepare a bouillon, crush there carrots, potatoes, add greens, onions and... by Pam-pa-ramWonderful Cube of Maggie!

[1:54:25] pi_radius: I still understand
[1:54:40] pi_radius: that derivative is a non-ibic force tool
[1:55:09] pi_radius: there are so many phys. and a geometer. It means fucking.
[1:55:22] pi_radius: the most universal hookup
[1:55:25] pi_radius: well except the hammer

I thought here what. The invitation to Isa’s wedding, which was in early August, and which he sent me by mail, has not yet arrived. The postcard that Stepan sent me this summer, too. When I received a package in the winter, I found only a re-notification of it in the mailbox. That is to say, at least three letters to my address canule hera knows where. And what, in the end, I thought: maybe people write to me, mailings, postcards, and I sit, a fool, and I do not know, and they are offended, think that I do not answer?
How much evil does the Russian Post bring to this world :(

LUMOKS: In case something goes wrong, every strong and independent woman has a brilliant backup plan: to sit on her ass and sneeze.

According to statistics, the phrase "How huge it is!" is most often heard by a spider.

Sister (10 years old): I painted a picture of me dying in a fire.
I: Why did you paint that?? to
C: Well, that was the first thing that came to my mind. Except the umbrella. I can’t paint umbrellas.

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XXX: I love my job!
xxx: management for the purpose of team building gave good to hold Halloween in the office.
xxx: so, the boss was in a Viking suit (a helmet with horns, a tail, even a plastic cloth).
XXX: comes to me like this, and as a whirlwind: NIIIAAAAARRRRR!!! “Mashes a tail around his head, don’t forget to make a report on time, in the name of the Torah, and leaves, scratching his teeth.
YYY: YYYY XD

This morning on NTV one of the news: underwear "push-up" causes cancer. The guide (M) asks the guide (G) how he looks. She said, I’ll paint you.
Next next plot - Leysan Utyasheva in the pool does gymnastics.
After the host commented: Here is where you need to meet - in the pool, there women do not wear underwear "push-up".
My reaction is naive.
The leader is naive!

Reconsidering Dyatla Woody, I thanked God for the fact that in Russia, cartoon heroes are not called Woodwood.

Q. What about my eyes?! to
222 is?? to
111: I have a blurry in my eyes!I stink and it's okay!And then again!
222: cut off the computer and go to bed) And tomorrow go to the doctor... if it's so dull)
1 1 1 AhahahahahahahahahahahahahahI have glasses from a cup of tea sweat when I put it on my face...))
222 Go to the doctor.

I bought a hammer in Red Cuba to celebrate Halloween and left it in the hallway.
Half an hour later, I passed by with a piece of paper over my rod.
Do you know which inscription?! to
"Parking for fighters" adynadin1111...

Half a year ago named the cat Murmur Kotaffi. Cats don’t watch the news.

Topic of the Women’s Forum:
I am 15, my boyfriend in 8 days 18 years. He and a friend agreed to put together a small company and go to the sea for 4 days. I was also called accordingly. How can I ask my parents to let go? He knows his parents and they treat him well. How to start a conversation with them? Can I try to ask a guy or together?

The commentary:
Go to the theatre with your class.

I sat in the dark, my legs were frozen. I open the closet, go into a box with socks, get accidentally. I wear. It was a bit uncomfortable, but warm.
Then my mother came into the room and turned on the light. "Are you comfortable with your feet?" Not very much, I say. "Then take off the scissors and put on the socks."

At lunch, we discussed the most important topics.
What is the most effective way to kill a shark?
The most effective way is to hug the shark behind its neck and strangle it.
Where is the shark’s neck?
The shark’s neck is where it has its buttocks.

Guys, there are situations... You are called by a friend with whom you communicated from first class. First love, first sex, graduation, marriage, all lived with her. And this fool is so called, telling how in her 23 met the first, the strange. Tired of T. This is the fifteenth time...This is the dialogue with her:
And he is?
And you are?
You are...
I’m waiting for you on the same balcony, at the same time) I want to meet you!

I started smoking when I saw an advertisement on a pack of cigarettes that smoking is good for health.
Where do you drink?? to
Well, on the package it is written: "Smokers die young, therefore, they last a long time."

Pedophilia recognized as sexual orientation

Q: What about the small?