I was in the car with my wife early in the morning. I was driving, sleepy.
I: Dear, what are you willing to do to prevent me from falling asleep? (Working with the eyebrows, hinting at the mine)
Wife: I can give you a lump.
This is all you need to know about our relationship.

Mongol: Once you have created a new subsite and you want discussions – put your right hand on the Bible and swear not to banish those whose point of view is radically different from yours.
jsnk: Yes, for the sake of God, only without hamsh, labels and address mat.
Verano: You’re now, essentially, asking the ass not to curl". Take the time before his first ham, it’s not long.
Mongol: And the truth is, what to pull is: let you go!

This is:
If a girl has a vibrator - it is very likely a hint that the guy does not satisfy the girl (and so obvious that it is more direct - only in words to say the same thing). And this, first of all, is in itself a personal insult, and secondly - is a non-illusory probability that the rubber member will soon be added to the real. Not the current guy. So tired of such a meeting? >>>>

exactly! Find a choked frigid grandmother who has not heard of orgasm, as well as about vibrators, and do not satisfy her quietly, or go!

The news:
NAPK launches investigation into Klitschko’s corruption
In particular, the NAPK watched a journalist’s investigation of the program “Schemes” about how Klitschko flew on a private plane with scandalous Kiev developers.
The commentary:
and gt; chemistry

Okay, even if he was involved, he didn’t understand what was going on.

The tireless witch Geralt will soon begin to master a new craft - White Wolf is about to sing. In the Polish city of Gdynia will be shown a musical based on works of Andrzej Sapkowski.

I would go, but Mommy doesn’t let me go to Poland.
Do you think Hitler asked his mother for permission?

Ilya Filler: Reality does not exist without an observer. You cannot turn away for a moment, spouse immediately.

Sobchak, Gordon, Chekhov... who will be more cool?
Is it Sasha Grey?

xxx: I have good news: the task N has been cancelled - we do not.
YYY: And we haven’t done it a long time ago.
Zzzz: We are professionals!

BceM_IIpuBeT: Why is the aquarium empty? Did you eat fish?
Ramil: She is plastic on the batteries, the batteries sat down, the fish lay on the bottom of the mouth.
Harald: where the world went, rubber women, fish on batteries
Ramil: electronic cigarettes
sehellion: alcohol-free beer, electric cars
Ramil: Mac OS

I was 15. The words pedic, blue and gay I didn’t know, I didn’t even know that there could be something between men. There was no geo-propaganda at the time. My friend and I once got involved and played very seriously. I guess we do something shameful, but no matter. hidden from their ancestors. So far nobody knows. He served for two years, I didn’t. His daughter is soon to finish school, and my son is in 5th. Growing up will get a girl well. I’m going to be with a guy, that’s fate. I will support it even if my wife is against it.

The Air Forum

“If, let’s say, a child born to two geniuses, immediately after birth, be given to the flock of meteorologists... eheye... that is, wild boys, then nothing will ever come out of that child.

I heard on the radio today that the police are looking for the murderer of a Gypsies. Sending a summary and an accompanying letter.

On the video capture card manufacturer’s website ad: "Please do not use a splitter to unlock copying protection".
Fuck, if they didn’t write, I’t even guess, thank you!

I watch a porn-hub video where a charming girl brings pizza to five men. The pizza looked so appetizing that I didn’t watch the video and went to the kitchen for dinner. the old.

Women’s sexual freedom has the same right to exist as men’s. But when I heard this story from her, I thought for a long time about the characteristics of female logic.

And what about female logic and logic (genderless) in principle? Full of men who believe that love (and family) in itself, and the freedom of relationships on the side of itself, and none contradicts the other. So your acquaintance just lived according to such a scheme, which is more common in men.

[10:57:04] Dmitry Matrenin: And which smart man multiplying 1.36 by 100 gets 136?! to
[10:57:16] Dmitry Matrenin: Instead of 36
Victor Dobrov: Any normal person
[10:58:45] Dmitry Matrenin: Soryan)))

With foolish enemies, you don’t even need to spend money on a piar.
Alexis the Teacher

She works as an anesthetic nurse.
Following her words.

When people after operations and anesthesia are brought to the general chamber, they are observed by staff at the time of "retreat" after anesthesia. Usually the doctor comes and asks general questions: how well-being, what day today, etc. The goal is clear: to assess the patient’s condition. Since some patients may begin to get stupid and inadequate, and such individuals can harm themselves and other patients in the department.
If there is a suspicion of the patient's bullying, especially coupled with hallucinations, then with the help of bandages they are fixed to the bed, for their own benefit.

They bring a young man to the room. The guy comes to himself. To him fits a doctor and my acquaintance (which is an anesthetic nurse).
The doctor asks him on duty questions and the guy answers them appropriately.
But then suddenly he gives the phrase, “Doctor, I wanted to tell you... you have a dove walking around the chamber.”
The nurse and the doctor looked deeply, shrugged their heads. Without unnecessary words and gestures (the experience of joint work, it is) it became clear: you need to bind.

And here from under the patient’s bed comes a real pigeon.)

From the operational report:
Petrov, coming from the factory after work and hearing the message of his wife that their son had won the Olympics in physics and mathematics, silently turned, went out, called the door to his neighbor, the mathematician Zimmerman, and struck him without explanation.

British bartender Daniel Bill told The Sun that Spacey approached him on the street when he came out of the bar to smoke. Bill claims that the artist showed him a penis and then gave him his precious Swiss clock.

Do you want a clock? Fuck you here!