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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №158917
 02.11.2022
I remembered: we bought a ceramic tile for the country in the spring at 2.5k / m2. In 2 weeks we go to the store, I see this tile already at 1.5k / m2. It is unfortunate, softly speaking.

Carrying back from the farm to the store a couple hundred kilos I did not smile at all. So I am:

1. bought this tile again;

2. took everything on the cart from the warehouse of issue - immediately to the department of return of goods;

Three I paid back on the first check.

The result: almost 23k savings

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №158916
 02.11.2022
Even when you vote for others, vote for yourself.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №158915
 02.11.2022
Once in a restaurant, when the waitress was making meals from the bench to the table, I noticed that the bench threateningly leaned and, assessing the risk of pouring tomato juice on my white pants at 99% on the Richter scale, suddenly turned back. My forecast came true – half a glass of juice splashed out where I was just sitting. I liked the waitress’s reaction.
You must be the first person who managed to turn away when I spilled something.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158914
 02.11.2022
– Rabinovich, do you have a thousand before your salary?
And so yes! Thank you for worrying so much about me!

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