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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №146989
 02.12.2017
Cases at work:
We design an information board for all well-known passenger transport companies.
The dashboard essentially represents a video wall of 6 panels diagonally 42+ inches.
Conversation with the Designer (K)
Q: And we put these matrices under the glass if they are described as being resistant to pollution, metal dust, and human touch?! to
I: Well, my friend, it is for the civilized world they are stable, and in our country it is better to put a large and thick fig on top of the matrices for anti-vandal purposes.
K: Well, in general, in Russia, it is better to put a big and thick fist on many things...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №146988
 02.12.2017
I was asked to choose another host for our company’s website. I call different companies and ask about their servers. Here is one of the dialogues between me (I) and a tech support employee (T):
I: Do you have dedicated servers each time new details are collected or how will it work?
From new, of course, we sell the old right away.
I: And if a person only took a server for a month, will you also unload and sell later?
T: Of course, we have our own sales channel. A small company that buys parts from us in any form with a very small price, then packages as new and ships to third world countries.
I: And the new details you do not accidentally buy from them?
T: They have a reason to go far. and what? Stop... in the sense?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №146987
 02.12.2017
In radiology they said:
There are patients who are injected radioactive substances into the body for research, which are then removed naturally. Of course, all this affair phones, and it is impossible to risk and pour nuclear wastewater into the sewerage.
There is a bathroom in the basement with a shelf, where the miracle-saks defend until the disintegration passes.
And students from time to time write that we have a special room for storing patients’ stools. Harry Potter and the Secret Room in Harsh Reality.

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