A 6-year-old daughter comes into the kitchen and asks, “Mom, what is a mummy?” Eee...I begin to explain – here was Egypt, there were the Pharaohs, then they died, they were buried, etc. I see it doesn’t interfere. Go to the room and ask your dad. Dialogue from the room - Dad, what is a mummy? Mushroom is Dry! Aaa well understand.

> Think, suddenly the idiot Fedorov is not so wrong. There is indeed a fifth column that has really damaged the country for decades. Who falls under the definition?

I think they are aliens. Yes, it is obvious.

In connection with recent developments in the international relations of Russia and Turkey, the government of the Russian Federation has decided to rename travel agencies into crime agencies.

We know what’s left in the refrigerator.
by Pryanik-Dubjanik
Toughened Dushes
Button of concrete!

It can happen that you are just jealous. I have a good acquaintance who has more often had to be the object of female attention than the opposite. Most likely that is why he married only at the age of 45 a young girl not kissed by anyone before him, when, as he said, realized that if his mansion will not be filled with children's laughter in the near future, it will be filled with the bell of bottles. He always said he knew a lot of women. There were many of them who never betrayed their husbands, but there was none who would change only once.

start writing fairy tales for sale, it will go well because the fantasy is rich and there is a desire to give it for reality

xxx: in front proudly stepped out a Gypsy matron in a shirt, shrouded with straws. Strasses were laid a repeating pattern - the most bite apple and the inscription "Apple".

YYY: The new gadget is AINNANANE?