In the United States, drunk special agents carrying nuclear weapons, caught in a bar

Homer is you? O_O

Cognitive dissonance.The evening and night without light and heating and, as a result, a tough morning.8 o'clock in the morning, a dialogue with my mom.-Mom, there was no light, the toothbrush was not charged!--Han, the toothbrush is not a vibrator, move your hand.

XXX: You know, this is what I understood...
We have been fooled all our lives and not agreed.
YYY :?
Do you remember how it was at school?
xxx: First they said that the smaller more can not be deducted - and then they talked about negative numbers
xxx: Then they said that 5 by 2 is not divided... and then they talked about fractional numbers
xxx: Then they said that the root of a negative number is not taken - only to tell later about complex numbers
YYY :D
xxx: I think... Maybe I went away in vain in the second class – maybe I would be allowed to divide by zero?

half six in the morning. At six, he was stuck in the elevator. Two of them are already asleep, the others, including me, are still standing. And suddenly, one of the sleepers raises his head, and the phrase comes out of his mouth: "If these bugs do not open in five minutes... " a minute of reflection "...I will send everything on*, and I will go home!!and "

In the bed:
Your elbow right in my eye! Would I find myself at night?
Do not shake your eyes!! and :-)

Status in Cyprus
One day in the cold winter I got out of the house... suddenly – severe diarrhea: (((

What to buy for the new year with a budget in 3k?
Valu: 375 glazed cheeses for 8 rubles

I live in Norilsk! Above me lives a family in which there is a little boy who is dying and jumping around the clock... oh miracle... before 6 p.m. it has stopped its plugs! Well, I was interested in how much joy this grace... it turned out to be handed over to kindergarten No. 14 "Elephant"! He has reached the right people...

Don’t be deceived when someone kneels in front of you – it doesn’t always mean they admire you. Maybe you just want to make a mine. © by
Commentary: "I hate you, so I’ll suck you off, thief!" :D

The weather takes meat from my cat.
I’t have eaten you in his place.

You have passed through a laser beam. You split into antiparticles.
You are still made up of particles. Now I will touch you and we will annihilate you.
I am not annihilating with little-known people.

M: Didn’t they tell you that you look like Vera Brezhnev?
A couple of times, and I’m very happy every time.
M is lying.

L. King: As for U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates’s statement that Russian democracy has disappeared and that the government is run by security services. What is your response to the U.S. Secretary of Defense’s statement?

Vladimir Putin: I know Mr. Gates, I have met him several times. I think he is a very nice person and not a bad specialist. But, as you know, Mr. Gates was one of the heads of the Central Intelligence Administration of the United States, and today he is the Secretary of Defense. If you are the best expert on democracy in the United States, I congratulate you.

A: Is this why God is so favorable to atheists?
A: Because they don’t get it with a reason and without.

Astrologers have announced the first day of winter - - 3 to the length of the fresh air.

From American Chat
X: Did you go to Barcelona with me? It will be more fun with you.
I don’t want to go to Barcelona, it’s not safe there, just like most of Europe.
Are there more bandits?
No, it is forbidden to carry short arms.

Bishop16:29
What is the name of such a beautiful shrimp growing in the swamp?
Toughened16:30
brown shit, similar to cacao, on the stem
Ekaterina Chelysheva 16:30
Cucumbers
Toughened16:30
No is))
Ekaterina Chelysheva 16:30
Kamish
Toughened16:30
Oh yes))
Ekaterina Chelysheva 16:30
And then ?

The guy on the Forester, who did not give way to the ambulance on the Narymsky Ring today at 19:20, I remembered your number, I will find, I will ur. p.s I wasn’t from the ambulance, I was just driving around and crawling.

I remember when the first tamagochi appeared, it was lazy to spend money on that shit. Then my friend and I wrote the book. He only had to give the alchemy and drugs. If you do not follow, there has been a suicide from the breakout.

"Forty thousand monkeys put a banana in their ass"? to
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