He: Dear, you have lost your bracelet, hold it.
She: Even if, you’ve stuck me on the bed.
It is his own fault that he split up.

"xxx: I love the controversy of humanitarian!..."
After reading this, the first thought: "Heras, humanitarian who, too, spores multiply, Like fungi?"

From the news:
For the cleaning of the snow in Tver was decided to use the technique...

I look out the window in the morning, on the asphalt of bright white paint the inscription "Zaya, I love you!". I think: "What a banality". I look up and see just below the pale signature "Your single-eyed rabbit"...

Interests: Maine Reed, Maine Kampf, Maine Kraft

"The turn is not there 5" 2012
Shoot a knot, buy a joke navigator for yourself already...

Everyone has their own memories of the first day at school, and I have this day steadily associated with the phrase “Vasjutina+Smirnov=pizzu ušastaj”, large-cut on the cover of my batch.

A great deal of bubble will gather that film director, who will make a movie, how from Russia are expelled and shot in the race provoked deputies and officials, drug dealers and pirates, spies and instigators, etc...

Orange: Today 2 December is the day of moist tenderness.
I don’t want to jump metal.
Orange: and I look at Dexter))

Hamstermaster: a hole is drilled in the butterfly.
The inside is thrown out, and there is a handful.
Rice or a banana. Monkeys catch a snare but can’t pull out their hand.
with a fist and get caught.
Sevcat: How I understand them...
Sevcat looks sadly at the pot of tomatoes.

Ura to! The same man, about whom all the stories are written in debt, wrote his own. Author of the story 9853, know, we hate you with all our hearts!
With disrespect, the disloyal to the state sticking tanks agnostic with a wooden sword and without a suit with a tie.

xxx: I just imagined: on the left I, in an epic posture, on the right you are in no less epic, and on top the inscription "Linux Battle" :D
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Zzzz: fuck you fuck your head.

The best comment to the YouTube video, like in Half-Life 2 with the help of the bug kill G-man'a:
"BLEAD KILLED JI MAN THE THIRD HALF NO WILL BE THANK YOU WILD"

Alina: girlfriend claims that the end of the world will be, and I say no. she offered to bet on money. still thinks that in case of her right she will get them. naive

Living in the panel house of the 1980s leads to the fact that you either become a philosopher-poffigist or go crazy. How can it be different if you hear neighbors write?

...
Everyone wants to destroy the earth.
Prophecy of the ancient Maya.
He will bring them to the grave.
How not to go astray? – is
Not their foolishness, laziness and wrath,
The stone table.

c) the yuan

A friend stated that he was able to give me tools and all kinds of iron and gave me a certificate at L'Etual. But I didn’t get worse – I bought a shave, manicure scissors and scissors...

The girl comes in:
D: Hello
I: Hello
Silence is
Do you want to take something, order something?
A: Yes, the cards
Buying or ordering?
Q: You ordered the cards.
I: Have you ordered before?
D: Yes
I: Do you want to repeat?
D: No to take it. Maxim ordered it.
I: With what name?
D: I do not know
I: In what organization?
D: No, there's just on Maxim's visit cards
I: What is written on them?
D: Well I don’t know... (pause) There’s such a thing that you can read on the phone.
What is QR code?
D: I do not know.
I bring visit cards with QR code: These?
D: Probably, I don’t know... But this thing... Yes, I’ll take these.

How good to do repairs when on the television is any school repair or apartment issue... with a whole brigade it is like fun...

From the porn site advertisement moved to the site of MMM-2012....